Good people got something to lose

The Bathroom
Joined September 2011
I haven't even KIND of had to poop at my new job and that's honestly beautiful to me 🥲
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First day of new job vibes 🥰🥰
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Just forewent my free employee meal to instead spend $33 on a sit-down lunch I sweated anxiously waiting for and Kirby-inhaled to make it back to work within 30 minutes, not enjoying it at all in the process, it's called billionaire mindset honey, look it up 💅
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Going to knock the chompers off the next geriatric fuck I see ordering a hot coffee and hamburger, that's not how that works you freak
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.@succession The only succession I care about is the suck session between me and my beautiful wife and that’s on god
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Going to take a nap from 815 to 945 PM like a pervert and freak
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Celebrating my life taking a seemingly positive direction by being extremely melancholy and listening to songs that ruin my life
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Crispy Sheet-Pan Noodles w/Glazed Tofu
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I am the Joker of being hungover
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Thomas S retweeted
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It's Fuck Azerbaijan tonight and tomorrow and forever for me m8s
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The first time I ever heard of suicide was this song - so much of EOTS has become blase from overplaying but this is still such a tentpole, "You'll be sorry when I'm gone" is licherally such a wild, powerful, and likely irresponsible lyric lol open.spotify.com/track/6xpDh…
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Thank you to my hometown of Torrance, CA for saying Fuck Azerbaijan
PRESS RELEASE: Proclamation Issued in Administrative Error torranceca.gov/Home/Componen… #TorranceCA
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Just experienced "Rain On Me" in an NYC gay bar nature has healed
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Crashing the reception of a gay wedding in Chelsea deep in my cups with a father of one of the grooms discussing our respective digestive traumas
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Sheet-Pan Pierogies w/ Brussels Sprouts and Kimchi (w/Dill Sour Cream)
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I am listening to the melodic hardcore album that saved my meathead cousin's life and it sucks shit, that's the beauty of music, I think, it's all bad and we tribalize our reactions to it, I KNOW 100 gecs sucks shit to many of you but it doesn't matter ya know, it saved me
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Now that I am drinking to celebrate my gainful employment the overwhelming desire to ruin my life and spend $500+ to see the electronic duo 100 gecs perform live on the 10,000 gecs tour this weekend before I start is consuming me
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