Spending $800 an hour to fly the helicopter to tell kids to get out of the pool because we don’t have money for lifeguards just sums up America perfectly.
“This is the Baltimore City Police Dept. helicopter unit. Please exit the swimming pool. There is no lifeguard on duty. For your safety, exit the swimming pool.”
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Replying to @thickyrubio
Some friends of mine were once detained by police (for something innocuous and stupid), and one of them scolded them about how they *MADE* police pull out their helicopter. A year after that incident they called for a noise complaint, and the cops responded with their helicopter.

Jul 1, 2022 · 7:36 PM UTC

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One of those silent helicopters, I’m sure
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