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(he/him) “not a goober” - longtime cardboard conjurer, I used to make youtube videos where i exhaustively discuss randomly selected magic cards.

_________ crovax manor
Joined February 2021
i had a guy tell me that i made him “unable to play” tonight during an edh game. i had torbran and some painful enchantments out. it was turn seven and he had TWO lands in play. my brother in christ you can’t even cast enough spells for it to hurt you. 🙃
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haha, i love twin peaks so much. the northwestern setting. the zany characters. so cozy and fun. 😊
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i animated ALL of my lands with noyan dar and then they ALL died. twice! in the same game. 24 lands in my graveyard (and then i somehow still won). 🤷
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new fun internet game: see how far you can get into the snurks film before unceremoniously turning it off to sit silently in the darkness while reconsidering every single one of your misguided life choices. #snurkchallenge 🤣😐🫥
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as somebody who is legally blind and can't wear contacts, i wish wotc would introduce a new character who has prescription glasses and a monster dong, so that i could do cosplay at magic conventions. 🥸
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over the years i've gained the ability to read spanish but only as it relates to magic card rules text.
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i have an urza's power plant in play, now all i need is an urza's mine (tower). 2 card tron babee.
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people are posting about combos with encroaching mycosynth as if it’s not just 40% of mycosynth lattice. i don’t think there are any new combos here…(???)
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if this comment on blogatog isn't copypasta, it should be.
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put this lil' spook into my $25 izzet edh deck and it drew me 5 cards, carried a sword, and then chump blocked an 8/8. what an absolute masterpiece. well worth the 15 cents.
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if you have ever considered building an edh deck around one specific magic illustrator i'm going to save you a few hours and sadly inform you that it's going to end up being very bad and kind of boring. the all guay deck looks wild tho.
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if you have a non-foil retro mox amber i will trade you a non-foil schematic retro mox amber 1-for-1. i got the schematic by mistake and prefer original flavor.
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after describing somebody as looking like garth my very tired partner deadpan asked me: "what was the name of the other guy from wayne's world?" #excellent #partytime 🎸🎸🎸
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he got their nose. 👃 #theology
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trying on new glasses online was very quickly compromised by the realization that the warby parker website will in fact put spectacles on dogs. 👓🐶
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phyrexia all will be one spoilers
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i spent 14 real human minutes trying to find a good picture of myself for a newspaper article and then they just used a low resolution screen grab where i look like i'm sleepy instead. 🙃 #glamorous (tbh i was pretty sleepy tho)
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are you a ‘chugga chugga choo choo’ kind of person or a ‘chugga chugga mimimimi’ kind of person? 🚂😴🛌
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i can't remember is bumper cars fall or winter olympics
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not only did this book win the hugo award in 2016, its sequels won the hugo awards in 2017 and 2018. that's a hugo hat trick. the book also contains the word 'fart' four different times at nearly even intervals. would recommend. #books #farting
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