I have a new auto-reply for airline marketing e-mails

2:47 PM · Sep 8, 2021

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Replying to @AstroKatie
Plus it rhymes, so
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It's technically a haiku: All I want from you (5) Is a vaccine mandate for (7) Passengers and crew (5)
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Replying to @AstroKatie
I like it! I think I'll make mine: "Get back to me when you don't want to charge $50 per person for my family to sit together."
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Replying to @AstroKatie
@SouthwestAir sent an email promoting a free companion pass after completing a single round trip. LOL no, not until there is a vaccination mandate. Already cancelled one round of potential doom inside the uncomfortable sausage tube.
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Replying to @AstroKatie
How about it, @Delta ?
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Replying to @AstroKatie
They dock them $200 every paycheck if they’re unvaccinated
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