Patron Saint of Nothing. Just another dude on Twitter in a cowboy hat. I’m a boatload of joy, and little slice of sunshine. I AM smiling. Get outta my yard!

Up The Road
Joined January 2019
For the new followers, it’s time for the quarterly disclaimer/manifesto: To all the bots, thots and fed bois, GFY. I’m not on your team. I lean toward anarchism. I believe government is illegitimate at best and absolute evil at worst. This includes the Constitution 1/
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🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Replying to @BonafideKRS
They don’t realize how many country folk would welcome it and laugh about it later. They also don’t realize why they don’t need as much law enforcement.
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GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.
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“Monica Does D.C.”
fuck you roberts. fuck you thomas. fuck you alito. fuck you kavanaugh. fuck you gorsuch. fuck you coney barrett.
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Not too bright, are they?
Not a recommended course of action
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It's time we expel California, New York, Conn. RI, Mass. and parts of other states from the union
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🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Isn’t it funny how any time the party of love and tolerance loses, the country immediately braces for violence?
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🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Ain't without its grievances... But I love my home.
Kentucky is a great place to live. Y’all missing out
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Kentucky has McConnell, and Beshear (🤢). Texas has Crenshaw, Abbot, and Cornyn. Every great state has shit politicians.
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Kentucky is a great place to live. Y’all missing out
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As my good friend in McCreary Country used to say, “Heaven in Earth”
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Y’all get hung up on politicians, laws and shit. I’m talking about beauty and livin’. My state might be a shithole, but it’s my shithole. And, it’s glorious
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Tennessee and Missouri are the only two states I could live in and not be homesick
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Just tell them to get fucked, and move on. Life’s too short to feed trolls
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I need a cistern. This has to happen. Figure out your water situation
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Ya see, the problem is, my give a damn is busted
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🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ retweeted
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🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ retweeted
If you're not comfortable with who you are no amount of affirmation will fix the problem. Basing your worth on other people's opinions will leave you in a constant state of insecurity. There are endless opinions. The only one that can solve your insecurity is yours.
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