not here to tweet. Stalker

Joined September 2015
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Girls be tweeting exactly what we men want yet again tells us not to take their tweets seriously...
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Waking up to your leftover drinks because you're too broke to waste no money...
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People with big forehead have big thighs... Sexayy rawr..
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Zunheboto teh bi dibi
Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured
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Itu....
Girls be shy at first then boom.. full on sex addict
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This could be us but you haven't cleared your exams.. 🤣🤣🤣
This could be us but you're not interested 🤣🤣
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Tried CHILLY OIL with chilly from mom's native.. I think I'll change my profession😎
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To hell with whoever made a sticker of of my previous dp. I curse you don't shit for a week.
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Quit drinking but one hoe for queen Elizabeth..
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One thing I need in life is someone who'd clean my room neat when I return home.
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Not bragging but my very own recipe of Rice Noodles will sweep off your feet.
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"The National Spoon of India" hoh🤣🤣🤣
If you don't have Maaza Gold spoon at home, you're out of middle class league.
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I tweet when I can stay sober for a week. Mind things after all ☹️
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That painful massage from barber's is Rawrr
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With all those pictures, I thought I was your soulmate but I was only your Snapchat streaks.
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No thank you.. Need no sugar no spice 🤕🤕
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