Demographically, just the worst. #NeuroDiverseSquad

Southern California
Joined December 2017
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You know how in adventure games when you get stuck you just use every item in your inventory on every other item and hope some combo works? That's what the crypto business reminds me of. use CRYPTOCURRENCY on ART ❌ use CRYPTOCURRENCY on INEQUALITY ❌ use CRYPTOCURRENCY on ACNE
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Welp. Guess we're doing this. #ComingSoon
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Today's gender is exhausted.
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As a kid I loved horror movies and particularly the Hellraiser franchise because of the raw creativity. I couldn't wait to see what new monster designs would show up in the new entry and that's still the common thread in the media I most love now.
VERY into this cenobite from the new trailer
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i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations
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The fate of the #Babylon5 pilot may be decided end of this month. Though much of @TheCW was bought by @NXSTMediaGroup the decision also rests heavily with @WarnerbrosTV. If fans want to show their support for B5 & let them know you want this to happen, now is the time #B5onCWin23
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*chef kiss*
Replying to @OldDogGames
First things first: what is a roleplaying game?
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Shabbat shalom, +Jews!
Never forget to test your logotype designs upside down
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The Two Types of "Mysterious Small Town" Stories
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Rest well. You’ll be together again someday.
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Everyone agrees that the monarchy is a reality show, but no one agrees on which show it is.
Come gather round in awe of my brilliant idea. If the monarchy must exist, let it exist like this:
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monarchists vs. literally the rest of the world rn
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sadly, it is common for the queen to die after colony collapse sets in.
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every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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Somehow Escape from LA is better in 2022 than it was in 1996.
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therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling overwhelmed? me: accidentally alienate myself from loved ones by not answering their text messages therapist: …no
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What a paragraph
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Him: You look tired Me: [exhausted from staying up late drinking and playing D&D via Zoom with six other 50somethings] it’s the weight of responsibility
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I will never stop laughing at this
Replying to @Delafina777
looks like you solved an age old problem
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