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Can confirm my TikTok feed is pets, cooking, and funny celebrity stories. I have gotten zero dancing in bathing suits 😝
I’ve seen too many youth pastors be like “Be careful on TikTok, it’s just girls dancing in swimsuits” and I’m like bro…it’s an algorithm 👀
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“The last thing I would want to do is discredit your songwriting” but……….. what were you trying to do then? Not good enough, Damon. Let’s try a real apology after you re-read what you actually said.
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Remember when we all thought it was weird that Jordan Rodgers didn't talk to his brother Aaron? Yeah, belated apologies from all of us in #BachelorNation, bro.
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@kaitlynbristowe “stand up if there are parts of yourself ur not proud of” If anyone DIDN’T stand up they’d become an instant villain but wut about those that have done therapy & work on themselves & they ARE proud of every part of themselves. Flaws, mistakes & all #Bachelor
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Katie retweeted
"It's Super Bowl or bust around here... we have to find a way to get through that barrier and bring one home to Buffalo." -Josh Allen #BillsMafia
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just look at this big beautiful beast
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@DamonAlbarn I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write ALL of my own songs. Your hot take is completely false and SO damaging. You don’t have to like my songs but it’s really fucked up to try and discredit my writing. WOW.
Replying to @latimes
Albarn also spills his thoughts on some of today's chart-topping music artists. Billie Eilish? "I think she’s exceptional." Taylor Swift? "She doesn’t write her own songs." latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
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Josh Allen is amazing. And to say THIS after that crushing loss? Class. 👏🏼 “The rules are what they are, and I can’t complain about that because if it was the other way around, we’d be celebrating, too. So, it is what it is at this point. We didn’t make enough plays tonight.”
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Being pregnant in your early 30s in NYC is surreal. My friends all think I’m a child bride and my doctor thinks I’m “almost a geriatric pregnancy”.
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Wow this is hard. 1. Coco 2. Raya 3. Moana 4. Zootopia 5. Toy Story 3
You can only save 5 of these Disney/ Pixar films, which are you choosing? 👀
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looks like they left too much time for Josh All— looks like they left too much time for Maho— looks like they left too much time for Jo—
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NFL to Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers after watching Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen with all due respect
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Josh Allen on the sideline watching his defense try to stop Patrick Mahomes
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Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!!
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The NFL OT rules need a complete overhaul. If a team scores a TD first, the other team should have the opportunity to match with a TD of its own. Flip of a coin determines too much.
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Replying to @BarstoolFran
As a Bills fan this is so not fun 😭
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THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME
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You’re not lazy. You’re tired. You’ve been living in survivor mode for so long. Your mind is exhausted! You’re still processing trauma. Be kind to yourself, please.
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Replying to @RicardFoye
But whhhhat was your starting word?! 3 letters in word one 😨
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