I'm a keen home cook. Mrs G, our children, food, wine and music are my quality quintet. My knighthood self-awarded March 2022. Mens underwear in corpore sano

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Joined January 2012
Absolutely.
Think we need one up from @BetteridgesLaw where the answer to a headline that asks a stupid question isn't simply "no" but is upgraded to "absolutely fuck off into the deepest part of the sea". thetimes.co.uk/article/shoul…
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Why does anyone who lives north of Birmingham vote #Tory? Are they mentally challenged?
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#VisitBritain Birmingham, Conservative, Unionist, Nazionale Tory (C.U.N.T's) Conference.
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And a final one for now..... #VisitBritain No 10 Downing Street
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#VisitBritain Versailles 🌞 👑
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Analytical, reasoned and calm. If only Carlsberg would make more tennis commentators like Mark Petchey. #MinimalFroth
Replying to @pandsreid
Both players stayed on court. Both players got penalised. If people have an issue, it’s with the rules or the rules not being enforced consistently. Not the players, as no one was disqualified. When’s the rematch? 👌
As a brand new great-uncle I would like my great-niece, her mother and everyone else to have more reliable information on important things like this. Do better please, The Guardian.
Today the Guardian ran an article claiming that new research proves breastfeeding causes better development in working class children and, let me tell you, it's a ride in inaccurate, irresponsible health policy journalism!
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I was one of eight kids who grew up in a council flat. I also once saw Kenneth Branagh in Hamlet at The Barbican. I humbly apologise to @DominicRaab and the @Conservatives for getting ideas above my station.
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Don't Mention Brexit "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". #Don'tMentionBrexit
To enjoy @NickKyrgios to the max at @Wimbledon please watch without any filter whatsoever.
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Don't Mention Brexit "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". "Admit you made a mistake or Death?" "Death". #Don'tMentionBrexit
Replying to @faisalislam
Sterling falls below $1.20 2022 torrid for £ in your pocket… down 11% vs dollar… and even down vs €, which has itself not exactly been strong. Trade deficit figures troubling, while some exporters might benefit, will exacerbate cost of living pressures for imports, eg fuel.
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Thread. And how our #NHS is dangling from one. Don't blame this government - blame Tory voters.
Today, provisions in the Health and Care Act 2022 come into effect which sees decision-making about local health services handed over to democratically unaccountable third parties, including private companies. thread.
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I wish people who read The Daily Mail carried a copy at all times. You know, so you don't have to speak to them to find out they're arseholes.
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.@DominicRaab wants you to think we’re greedy ‘fat cats’ but the truth is criminal justice is underfunded and #LegalAid lawyers are on a critically endangered species list My #shitlawyer show will make you want to adopt a #fatcat👇 bit.ly/ShitLawyerEdFr#Action4Justice
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The Frightening States of America. Jerry Mander pulls no punches. Sadly, his father's vasectomy was performed too late.
This man is running for Congress in my district in Georgia. He must be stopped. Is this how far the right has fallen?
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Gannet in flight above Bempton Cliffs this morning
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Turns out they can moderate content.
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Sgt Owen Messenger explains why it’s better for motor vehicle drivers that cyclists ride two abreast. Credit: Trust Cycle/TikTok
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“What’s the plan? You’re just going to try not to catch covid forever?” I cannot get my head around how this has become widely regarded as a worse plan than just catching it repeatedly until it kills you.
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