Bourbon sipping, cigar smoking renaissance man. Weekend Comedian. Lead Singer & driver of the Winnebago. #resist #BLM Unless I know you, please don't DM me.

Louisville via Chicago.
Joined August 2009
I hope this model is off. This would be catastrophic for the Bay area.
Well that’s not fun- 12z GFS is coming in much closer to the west coast of Florida… and brings it ashore near Tampa.
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I think the reason I have so much fun on Twitter is, I don't want anything from anyone. Check that, I do want something. I want you all to laugh at my brazen, smartassishness. And Yes. I know smartassishness isn't a real word but it should be.
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Fall in Chicago as a motion picture. 🍂🍁 #autumn
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High 60's. No humidity and sunny. Today is perfect.
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I met him too, quiet guy, didn't say much.
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Damn! Is today the Rapture? I would have taken the day off if I knew.
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We need a constitutional amendment that clearly defines what a well regulated militia is. We don't live in the 18th century anymore.
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Well… it happened. Zachary took his first steps on the grass at Wrigley Field. @Cubs Can’t make this stuff up. It wasn’t much, but it counts. #ItsDifferentHere
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The Rangers are turning "Breadman" into an internet star.
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According to my facebook memories, I met the Pope three years ago. I have no recollection of such a meeting.
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Now that's funny!!
Jeff Lynne is the most underrated member of the Traveling Wilburys.
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What a crazy weekend. Non-stop running around. The one good thing is, I ignored the news for two days. I got a shitload of work done and had some fun in the process. I need to do these news blackouts more often. They're good for the soul.
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Good Morning Twitter Family. Let's coffee up and make the best of this work week. What other choice do we have?
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passing time #Chicago
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I’m in the process of setting up a five-day voter registration drive at my HS, the largest high school in Ohio, that will target Gen-Z registration for the 2022 midterms. This will be my first hosted drive ever. So excited.
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It's now time for this week's edition of Bathroom Grafitti at @MagBarOldLou Don't be a dick. Tip your Bartender.
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Obligations are done. I'm now in happy place.
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At Price Hill Chili in Cincinnati. I'm still not a huge fan of Cinci Chili but this is by far the best I've ever had.
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0ne more birthday request then I’ll shut up about my 46th! So…I drew this back in 2019. It’s been a dream of mine to get it to the eyes of Mr. @DanRather Can we FINALLY make this happen? Can twitter work its magic?
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