To date the best airport experience I’ve ever had was after I was arrested. Got to skip bag drop line, security screening, and was boarded straight onto the plane. Federal Marshall escort right from car to plane.
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Furious guy waiting in bag drop line: β€œwhy’s he so special” Me: [laughs in wanted by the FBI]
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Weird flex, but OOHHHHH KAAYYYYY! #wantedbythefbi
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Just so missing the context is impossible: OP kinda saved the internet but for some reason got considered a criminal for it

Nov 25, 2021 Β· 8:53 PM UTC

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