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Eastern Shore of MD
Joined December 2018
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Universities pay staggering salaries to Presidents, Chancellors, VPs and provosts by the dozens, etc and in every administrative office there is a 57 year old woman named Peggy with a title like "Admin Assistant II" and that's the person who actually runs the university.
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If you don't giggle when you talk about it, was it even trauma?
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I just need to find a tribe. My people. If they exist…
No, seriously, why is everyone not very shocked about the Nord Stream explosions?
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Do not know what a "Try Guy" is, will not be gaslit into thinking I'm supposed to
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Help requested: can anyone here teach me how to be a slut? I’d like to enter my slut era but just can’t figure it out!
It’s a rough one today. God I wish I knew how to stop being me.
Facebook persona: 😇 Instagram persona: 😘 Twitter persona: 🤬😢😤😵‍💫🤤
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Conservatives just come out here and say any old shit and their audience gulps it up
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Yep. Would like to see the stats on objectively attractive vs not too.
Half of single men report not approaching women out of the fear of being seen as creepy. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/…
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i was not a teenage dirtbag. i was a teenage politician and i was insufferable.
When did we all decide that it’s “doing the splits” instead of “doing a split”? I missed that meeting :c
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Kinda in one of those “father a child but let someone else parent it like a cuckoo bird” moods.
I will never understand the cultural stranglehold Avatar (and James Cameron) have over the majority of the population. And part of me is saddened by that.
Sometimes acting like a fucking idiot is the coolest thing to do.
Replying to @TransSalamander
Companies realized that they inadvertently created a generation of tech-savvy, self-actualized, and self-teaching people motivated to do more than consume technology. They aren't going to make the same mistake twice.
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This DALLE prompt of Garfield as a German Chancellor is bringing me so much joy
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Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
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I’ll tell ya what. I’m not going to be an absentee father tho. I’m gonna call that little child every single day until we figure out this long distance custody situation
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