Wife to no man, not sure if those kids I’m raising are mine. Windmill cancer survivor. #RESIST

Texas, USA
Joined February 2017
I was bored on my flight home so I made this movie out of the video I took. Trump Jr., Pence, and Ollie North had a meeting at the hotel I was staying at after it was announced North was resigning. What was their meeting about? 🤔@chunkled @DevinCow
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Happy COVFEFE day, everyone! #covfefe #HappyCovfefeDay Today is the 4 year anniversary! I’m celebrating by not worrying about what our new POTUS is tweeting today!
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Leaked footage of #FlyingTed in #Cancun on the phone with #DonaldTrump 😂 Also who's watching Snowflake 😳 #TedCruz #TedFled #TedCancunCruz
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Teddy aka #FlyingTed aka Rafael wants to know if theres still room in the hot tub😅 #TexasFreeze #TedFled #TedCancunCruz
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While #FlyingTed was doing his walk of shame through IAH Airport, we delivered over 800 Asian lunch boxes and about 1500 street tacos to needy families in SW Houston who haven't had a hot meal in days.
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Hey @mtgreenee I don’t have a cat, but my dog is totally judging you right now, and he thinks you’re really mean to young people trying to put an end to school shootings #catsjudgingmarjorie
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(Bloomberg) - Marriott International Inc. will suspend donations to Republican senators who voted against certifying President-elect Joe Biden, after considering the “destructive events” at the Capitol last week. $MAR@businessbloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Replying to @tedcruz
Who wants to help me make #TreasonTed trend?
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Does @TuckerCarlson want to walk a mile in my legs and then tell me whether or not I love America?
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THE LONE RACIST, INCOMPETENT, TRAITOROUS WARRIOR! Fixed it for you @realDonaldTrump.
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And this guy is in charge of all of space AND a pandemic? I feel super confident.
I actually feel this. I'm always falling up stairs. 😂😂😂
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Ray Ciccarelli (0-31 in his career) has announced his retirement from NASCAR due to their decision to ban confederate flags. NASCAR is scrambling to find someone else to regularly finish 28th. It's no surprise. Ciccarelli has never been good at anything race-related.
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Who's that hiding in the basement? It's that coward, the #BunkerBoy 🎶🌈🦁
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The protest in Frisco ✊🏾
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If you or someone you know is the owner of this illustrious work of art, please email john@johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com. We are offering $1000 to the owner, and $20,000 to their nearest food bank. We make a lot of jokes, but this is not one of them.
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Wow. Very strong positive correlation between wealth and COVID-19 cases in Dallas. See that dark square? That's where former President George W. Bush and Mark Cuban live. This isn't because Dallas elites are more prone to disease. It's because they have better access to testing.
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I’m hoping TWU decides to hold ceremonies in the fall for those of us who are graduating this spring. If anyone can pass that sentiment along to those in charge, it would be nice. We have worked so hard.
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