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Behind you, USA
Joined May 2017
I eat spicy food like my butthole owes me money.
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Horror movies, cuddle, and kill?
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Their’s was a love that was evergreen.
Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen
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When I hear a Def Leppard song, I put one arm behind my back as a sign of respect.
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Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen
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I dont want to be unlucky in love, which is why I won't be getting married a 13th time.
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You can keep your hoodie, Homie. I’ve got my eyes set on your grandpa’s knit cardigan.
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Drinking vodka while eating french fries is a beautiful potatoception.
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Me trying to figure out who is who when everyone changes their pfp and name for October:
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Oh so the UK national anthem just up and decided to change its pronouns? When will the woke mob stop?
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Therapist: *explaining that poor time management is common during depressive cycles* Me: *63 Wikipedia articles into trying to establish the provenance of Count Chocula's land and title*
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jeffrey dahmer tweets are heartless
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Making friends is hard. I just asked both clerks at the gas station if they wanted to hang out and eat hotdogs after work and they said no.
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The scariest Halloween decoration is the Welcome sign.
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Barry Manilow (listening to the Kinks song): I wrote a song about Lola too except mine isn’t a cross dresser (sly wink to the audience)
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boyfriend text: your being a petty bitch me: it’s ✨you’re✨
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I wish men would constantly tell women they'd be so much prettier if they made duck lips, so women would quit making duck lips.
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I'll go over this one more time... there’s Washington state and then there’s Washington DC
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Paul Rieth
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i can’t get that hold music jam from the other day out of my head
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Husband: omg did you hear that loud cracking sound? I think there’s a bear outside the tent! Me: that was just me rolling over
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