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NY Times 5/11/22: "In 2021 there were 61,387 buttock augmentations according to the Aesthetic Society. Buttock Augmentation has grown as fast as any other cosmetic procedure. It’s probably one of the biggest increased procedures. The numbers were huge, increasing like crazy.”
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I'm gonna tell u a secret. My generation of women is not gonna march 4 u. We're livid. We voted marched fought suffered were butchered bled. WE WON. We tried to tell u but u said "Don't condescend to us". U were 2 busy getting butt implants 2 vote, organize, GET IT. Good luck.
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3 disgraces who lied under oath to congress & 1 disgrace who should be in jail w/his traitor wife just destroyed the lives of women & kids. 5 people owning half the population isn't democracy. "Never forget" bounced off the ears of entitled young women 2 busy 2 vote. #RoeVWade
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"Equal protection under the law." The supreme court made guns available in NY. We should all have the security the court has or they don't get to keep it. All SCROTUS' judges lied about protecting stare decisis. If u lie at ur job interview shouldn't u be able 2 be fired?
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A @BillSiddons and Toby #Italy reunion! (This is after Toby jumped over Bill's head for five minutes.) #RESCUE
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Our NY furniture just sailed into #Naples. It'll slowly wend its way along the coast to Monteleone D'Orvieto where our neighbors will unload onto their smaller trucks that can fit down our road. My furniture is taking the grand European tour I never got to! #Italy
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I walked into a tree branch! With my already bloody eyes. LOL. Maybe the dogs should go 2 #Italy without me. Also if Bill paints our castle Bouncy House Castle colors, does that make it more okay? (I don't think it needs anything. Everything was updated during the renaissance.)
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Had my crossed eye surgery on Friday. Applause 4 Dr. Luke Deitz who squeezed me in after canceling my surgery last week cause I got Astrovirus from "poopy" Chinese food. Bill's on his way to Italy 2day, I can go in a month. He's threatening to paint the house his colors! AAGHH!
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OMG! My boxes just came to LA from my NY apt. I hadn't seen my dolls in 50 years. I open up Ken's carrying case and this is exactly what I see. Did I ever have a chance? Be careful what you give your kid to play with. We unknowingly set our course at 8 yrs. old.
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Happy #ThrowbackThursday. Before I was a comedian I was a very bad singer/dancer. Just trying to make a living. #Throwback
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"A spokesperson for Rep. Lauren Boebert told Newsweek that allegations from the American Muckrakers PAC that the politician met Senator Ted Cruz while working as an 'unlicensed escort' are 'totally false'." That's right. She had a license. Also papers from the AKC.
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I'm confused. Kim Kardashian is so rich. Why does she need to wear hand - me - downs?
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That dog has more soul than the entire US congress.
Gettin' down with the sound.🐶 @ElayneBoosler's #tailsofjoy is all volunteer, so 100% of every dollar of every donation and purchase is used to save animals’ lives. 🐶😺🐰🐭🦜🦎 tailsofjoy.net
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It's so nice that baseball teams donate to "No Kid Hungry". You know why kids are hungry? Cause a hot dog and a soda costs $12 at a ballgame.
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Fourth time's the charm. VIIIISSSSAAAAA!!!!!!! See? Never give up. Also, find a friend with some pull... Our house was built in the 1400s. It's so old our address is 1. Seriously. (Sorry for the rt, had to black out too much info.)
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Laugh Break.
I already am where I'm going. @ElayneBoosler's #tailsofjoy is all volunteer, so 100% of every dollar of every donation and purchase is used to save animals’ lives. 🐶😺🐰🐭🦜🦎 tailsofjoy.net
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1/1. Great rehearsal everybody!! So I'm in pre-op this morning, needle in my arm, 2 minutes from surgery and the doc cancels it. I was still queasy from the stomach flu and he said if I threw up after surgery with stitches in my eyes I'd blow my eyeballs out.
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2/2. Well, as a comedian you can see my dilemma... I love cartoons and I was tempted, but he said no. Waiting for a new date. So much prep wasted. And I am never getting to Italy. Bill has his visa and leaves on the 20th. He'll probably divorce me and marry Sophia Loren.
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3/3. Thank you for all the loving good wishes my wonderful Peeps! oxxoxooxxo PS - I made the right choice, right? I mean the eyeball thing IS a great gag but....
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Do NOT get the stomach flu that's going around. 12 hrs of dry heaving.. also, tomorrow I get strabismus surgery so I'll be offline a couple of days to a week. But when I get back I'll have only half the Peeps because I won't be seeing double any more. Paws crossed, but not eyes.
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