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Lad got into our company lifts today. Stripped to boxers and began flinging pots of paint all over himself, walls and door. Looked like an animated Jason Pollock painting. Dunno why he did it but it looked so wrong on every level. For @GeirGulbrandsen 😃 Hope all is good mate.
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Hey @OncologicaLtd - 2 PCR testing kits were delivered from you to my house w/ the wrong name + the wrong part of London on the address label. They are not mine, I did not order them but I am guessing that the addressee E. Bernicu will want their kits PDQ. What do you want to do?
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👺Elizabeth Fiends👺🖤🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🏳️‍⚧️🕷️💚 🦕 retweeted
God grant me the serenity to close all the tabs I'm never going to read The courage to read the open tabs that really ought to be read And the wisdom to know the difference
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Back to work tomorrow after 2.5 weeks off. What do I do again? Something something IT... something something Engineering Manager... something. Pray for my colleagues, they need it!
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Today in cat life: Cat Why @ vet & WHY NEEDLE? Vet just need a little blood Cat OH heckin' NO! Growl Vet /wraps cat in towel Cat I CAN STILL BITE (misses vet) Vet We can never forget they are related to tigers Cat At home. Now lying across me batting me down when I try to stand
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Celibate man who is head of organisation which traditionally sheltered and protected child molesters has opinion on what women should be doing with their reproductive systems. I bet a lot of women have a lot of opinions on where he can stick his comments.
Pope Francis says choosing pets over kids is selfish bbc.in/3JCpH4G
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Phish you were here - phishing season has started early!
I just laughed so hard. This came from my kid’s middle school.
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Digital fartworks anyone?
"Her clients will no longer be able to own the physical jar of Stephanie’s gas, but they will be able to purchase them as digital artworks on the blockchain." metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-da…
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👺Elizabeth Fiends👺🖤🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🏳️‍⚧️🕷️💚 🦕 retweeted
Thankyou Emily. I am accepting this as canon. It is now canon. No one can tell me otherwise.
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D1 - Going to do a mile walk to the gym - weights, 12.5km on the indoor bike and a mile walk back again. Starting #100DaysOfMove with @mcruzdrake @chrissbaumann and @christovskia Of course it is strong winds and pouring rain outside. 2022, you are so *on brand*. Le sigh.
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