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ME: Sorry we’re late. My daughter couldn’t find her pet spatula. DAUGHTER: Chad. ME: Yes. Chad the Spatula.
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Me: OMG! you're a disgusting mess! Knotted ball of Christmas lights: don't kink shame me!
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Me: your honor, May it deez the court Judge: I’m sorry, “deez?” Me: *replies, then spends the next 30 days in jail*
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When I finally trend, you won’t have to wonder why.
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People who do marine salvage are called “salvors.” More maritime facts as I get them.
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Me: you can do this the easy way, or the difficult way. Them: what's the difficult way? Me: same as the easy way, except I help you.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this
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so u have kids? yes a bunch of them that’s great, any hobbies? I don’t understand the question
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If you insult Terry Crews and he kills you, you have died of dissin’ Terry
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When someone else is getting the attention that you think you deserve 😊💜👏
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Here's a little song I wrote about wrapping presents it's called "Where Did I Leave the Scissors Okay Now the Tape is Stuck to Itself and OMFG Where Did I Put the Damn Scissors Again Oh Great the Paper Ripped OK SCREW THIS EVERYONE IS GETTING GIFT BAGS" and a one and a two
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Why is digging into a new jar of peanut butter so damned satisfying
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I ask what your superpower would be. You say, “I lack no skill I value.” You don’t ask me mine (animal mind reading).
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SHARK FACT: Sharks enjoy meeting crustaceans. Sven was excited for last night’s takeout. #BLÅHAJ
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"Pedantic arguments are my romance language." "Don't you mean love language?" "Please tell me we're fighting over this." "The romance languages include Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, and Romanian."
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Someone just asked me if I could sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart" Not been a singer.. I said.. "I couldn't if I tried"
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Hey guys the new Ye album cover just leaked. What do you think?
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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is - you know what, never mind. It’s not important.
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One way to tell if they’re an alien is to see what they do when the drums come in on In the Air Tonight
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The best sandwich I ever had was roast beef and brie at the Museum of Natural History cafe. It's a memory that gets me through the tough sandwiches.
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Columbo: The Traffic Cop Years. “Sorry to bother you, sir, I know you said you thought the light was green, you were very clear about that, but my superiors, they hate loose ends..."
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