Writer of comics and animation, greyhound owner, NOT EVEN A BEAR AT ALL YOU GUYS, superhero guru at @lionforge, repped by Ari Lubet, alubet@3arts.com

Bears. Beets. More Bears.
Joined August 2008
It almost never snows here on the Oregon coast, this is the view waking up on Christmas Day. ❀️❀️❀️
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I thought I could come back online just out of reflex and I can’t right now. Sorry. Take care of yourself and each other, it’s all we got.
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Man, I miss writing these two.
March, 2020. The Flash Giant (comic book series). β€˜The Accelerated and the Infinitesimal’ (title), issue 3, volume 2. Written by Gail Simone (@GailSimone). Drawn by Clayton Henry (@claytonhenryart).
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Replying to @StephenKing
Whodathunk?
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I am about to have a MEETING on the COMPUTER you guys. I know you are all super jelly because of my space age technology abilities. The CAMERA part goes like it's looking at your FACE part!
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Yes, please, otherwise I am quite certain I will never recover from their stingingly brilliant burn!
Replying to @GailSimone
Are you okay? Do you need us to all come over again? We can bring soup or something. Our numbers have climbed to over 190,000, so you might need to let your neighbors know that some of us will need to park on the street.
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Replying to @fencingmonkey
DAMMIT YOU'RE RIGHT I AM SO JEALOUS
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We live in the goofiest fucking timeline.
Seth Green’s Bored Ape NFT, which was set to star in its own animated show, was stolen through a phishing scam. Green no longer owns the commercial rights to the NFT and thus the show cannot move forward. πŸ”—: buzzfeednews.com/article/sar…
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I'm not the one openly weeping in someone else's timeline.
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I may never recover from this shocking bon mot.
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Oh my gosh, what a crushing comment this genius just made regarding relentless transphobe Ricky Gervais
Replying to @GailSimone
He will always be bigger and more relevant than you, but have your 15 minutes.
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Replying to @BustoDome
Good for you. Goodbye.
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No one said he can't, did they.
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Replying to @TheHaplessFan
Who's asking you to?
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Gail Simone πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
If multiple rivals are huddled together in the Arena, β€œRocket Launcher” is a deadly way to do damage. Take flight with Demona and your other favorite Disney and Pixar characters! rebrand.ly/DSATheOpTw πŸ’™ CC: @SorcerersArena, @DisneyGames
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Gail Simone πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
Last but certainly not least, we’re excited to share the final character from the Disney Sorcerer’s Arena: Epic Alliances, the immortal gargoyle, Demona. Demona has incredible movement and excels at attacking multiple characters at range.
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Gail Simone πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
Replying to @GailSimone
Ah, yes, his BI-Frost
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Gail Simone πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
Marjorie Taylor Greene is still hanging out with Milo Yiannopoulos.
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I thought I saw Thor’s rainbow bridge
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Why is it every comic book news site got immeasurably worse, or closed entirely, after being bought out by a bigger company?
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