Employment lawyer. She/her. 15% bean by weight

Canada
Joined May 2013
Carrie retweeted
The NRA posted this about half an hour before the mass shooting in Highland Park.
Happy 4th of July, America! 馃嚭馃嚫 We are a country because of brave souls with guns who valued and fought for liberty and freedom.
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Carrie retweeted
Replying to @FlorkOfCows
yes.
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I would simply not commit an act of hubris that leads to my inevitable downfall
if I was in a shakesperian play I would simply hang back and not make rash decisions
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>Go to pharm for my stomach pills >Give my insurance card with my firm name on it >"Oh, are you a lawyer? Lots of lawyers are taking these" >"Aha, yeah no it's a problem I've had for years............ ............though I have been taking them full time since I started working"
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Carrie retweeted
I see @nytimes has decided to be the standard-bearer for British-style TERFism in the US; I always expected it to be the Atlantic. if you're cis and you still have a subscription: why?
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This is what we鈥檙e supposed to compromise with.
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When someone gives you the silent treatment
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Does he... you know... play the bassoon?
Replying to @ThreatNotation
In Portuguese, the bassoon is called "fagote" Now you can begin understand why I thought the f-slur meant "bassoon player" when I first saw it
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Do not put all of your attention on solely the Federal Government. Governors are single-handedly keeping abortion bans from going into place, Sheriffs are refusing to make arrests and DA鈥檚 are turning away prosecutions. Local. Elections. Matter.
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Carrie retweeted
Breaking: In a 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has declared that p-values represent the probability that the null is true
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Nothing makes me laugh as consistently as remembering the story of Hitchbot, the hitchhiking robot that made it all the way across Canada and tried to do the same in the USA but was immediately beaten to death in Philadelphia
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Got some support wraps after hurting my wrist and now I CANNOT BE STOPPED
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um um um 馃槹
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Carrie retweeted
Replying to @Terminus_Verge
It's Yamaha for Women's Lib!
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she Pachelbel on my canon until my D's major
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[Canada] gradually coalesces over centuries in the way that, like, maybe a stain on your ceiling does.
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Was digging through iron-on patches at a vintage store and went home with "Yamaha for women's lib" not for some political reason like "look how ridiculous corporate feminism is" but because I genuinely just couldn't stop laughing at it. Yamaha(tm) for women's lib!!!
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People need to talk about this at least as much as the woman who confused Public Enemy with the Funky Bunch
Lady on jeopardy just guessed 鈥淲ashington鈥 for 鈥渢he little red book is a collection of his quotations鈥
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This is like the Jean Chretien "proof is a proof" speech except he was answering off the cuff in his second language
this can鈥檛 be real 馃槶
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