I don't do 'hello' because I panic at what to say after.
Lincoln, UK
Joined October 2009
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Don’t want to take away from the bakers, but don’t show your hand by giving three hand shakes. One is good, two even is nice but three is setting someone up to leave. #GBBO
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Just waiting for Jürgen to introduce some sort of metal engineering into his bake. #GBBO
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Dominoes adverts are fucking odd. The walrus one. You know. #dominoes
Putting chocolate spread in my hot chocolate was a power move. I’m not saying it was a good move I’m saying it was a power move.
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Watching the door of Number 10... like we’re waiting for a Badger to emerge from a set. #bbcnews
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Cards on the table, I’ve been wearing my jumper backwards all day #lockdown
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1. Lube up P.M. with Brexit deal congrats
2. Ask for a port
#pmqs
Calm down lads... and now, a question from a smiley man. #pmqs
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Anyone else think Sir David King should mute his phone? #BBCNews
None of the songs in ‘The Road to El Dorado’ really fit. They payed for Elton John and he just sang every 10 minutes.