I fight bears for fun, make fire with sticks, catch fish with my bare hands, and pass out naked in the woods.

Colorado, USA
Joined September 2019
Replying to @inthemattress
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Q: So when did the DOJ start treating removal of classified documents like a felony anyway? A: When President Trump signed a 2018 law making it a felony.
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Mike, he literally wanted you to be murdered by a mob.
I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented search of the personal residence of President Trump. No former President of the United States has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence in American history.
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#MAGAmeltdown If Federal Judges are appointed by the President, then Judge Bruce Reinhart, who signed the search warrant for Mar-a-Lago, was a Trump appointee in 2018. FBI Head = Trump Appointed Federal Judge = Trump Appointed How are Democrats responsible again?
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FBI raids home of Epstein-linked Clinton donor
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Great day of deep sea fishing in the Gulf today!!!
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My whole life has led up to the comedic perfection of this moment
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Contrary to popular belief, blowing into Nintendo game cartridges didn't fix them by removing dust Removing and reinserting the cartridge increased the chance of a good connection
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Fun fact: none of the emails on Hillary Clinton’s private server were sent or received during an insurrection in the U.S.
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how is there inflation if i can buy a vcr for 8 dollars when 20 years ago it would cost 27 dollars?
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Happy Recession Day @GOP! Your diligence starting trade wars w/ China, COVID “relief” for corps, unregulated PPP loans, passing new gas taxes during a global conflict, and artificially inflating the stock market during a pandemic since 2016 has paid off just so u can blame Biden!
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The original video of my artwork here. Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!
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If you thought your Monday was bad think again
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Ladies, only 3.7% of elected House Republicans think you should have legal rights to Contraceptives. If that doesn’t terrify you, I’m afraid nothing will.
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This must be the greatest typo ever.
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“Hey guys, wanna see a dead body?”
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holy shit watch and retweet this ad
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conservatives in 1800 be like: "the radical left wants us to wash our hands after shitting"
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Raskin is pretty good at this
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"I've been shooting and hunting my whole life" - Dr. Oz in one of his TV ads We totally believed you dude 😅floridapolitics.com/archives…
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Someone said he flopped on his own rebound 😭 (via jrimmy/TT)