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Landscaping in medians is pleasant, but distracting. First it’s “hey, is that nandina?” and then it’s wheels spinning on an overturned Jeep.
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With spray paint in a can there's "light blue" or "other blue." Get yourself a paint sprayer. Open up that big blue world.
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If you're standing in water and something lands on you, technically you are an island.
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Nothing short of enchanting to see someone take pride in doing their work impeccably.
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Shout out to all the plants growing through concrete.
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I’m monitoring this pizza tracker with the same intensity my nieces have while tracking Santa on Christmas Eve.
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No no no I like this band as is please do not tell me anything about their members I don't care
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No, sorry, that's not the "actual definition of insanity." It's a thing they say at AA.
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These 'Beach Animals' were created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. The kinetic structures walk on their own and get all their energy from the wind.
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Black Cat Skateboard Mouse by Ahmetjan .
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Pass me the scissors & a staple gun cuz this dress’s about to have pockets
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He had a face like smelling salts.
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I wear a single gardening glove when I pull thistle. It’s a little game I play called Ouch.
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i couldn't take a picture of my lunch because my phone is full of Chris Gaines albums
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So cool how my future burrito is out there waiting to meet me.
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Killing an alligator after the fact for killing someone who casually invaded its space makes as much sense as never prosecuting violent lifelong "human" criminals. Absolute idiots in charge.
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Live wherever you want but anger is barely above fear in the brain stem. Try something less lizard.
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*3:12am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper* yesterday at work i got yelled at when we were talking about batman & i kept referring to christian bale as crispin glover &, well, anyway, my car has four flat tires
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I can hum along with any scooby doo episode soundtrack. be scared
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Haven't drank milk since I found out that cows kill more people per year than sharks.
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