Filmmaker. Budget Marvel villain. Apparently. You don't have to hate what you criticise. Stop projecting. Sometimes flabbergasted, rarely discombobulated

Republic of Manchester
Joined July 2009
Once you apologise for telling the truth you will never be able to apologise enough.
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50 seems okay so far. Definitely got the hang of this.
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The Sandman looks gorgeous. Sadly it's tedious and lacking in many other ways. Oh well.
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Aaaaaand that's a follow from me.
I am a deputy of the Kyiv City Council, and a soldier of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. I'm not a social media mob and troll, and I'm writing to you from a verified twitter account that you have a russian dick in your mouth.
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Just watching Junior lecture Mrs Hewitt as to how she should cook salmon because he's watched some bloke from MasterChef do it. I think he's about to learn an important life lesson.
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I watched #PreyMovie last night. It was good. I don't care about "but it's a woman in it" or "it's woke" or whatever, I just watched a film with someone hunting and being chased by a big angry alien and I'm cool with that.
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Haaland looks so dangerous. Should be an interesting season.
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Tricky talking before the City match but it was good to see the Ten Hag revolution getting off to a cracking start with Brighton playing United off the pitch :)
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"Don't read it, just take my word for it. It's definitely just transphobic nonsense and 100% not the truth that's going to make my position look very wrong indeed"
A bumper edition transphobic special of the Sunday Independent today. I read it so you don't have to.
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Too many creepy cartoon nonces in my mentions this morning desperately trying to deflect from the obvious fact that they're mentally broken by projecting wildly. If you find cartoons which look like kids erotic you're fucking mental and should be on a register.
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"you are a boomer and a twat" as you sit there masturbating over Warhammer figures wishing you had a friend. Dismissed. I can't engage people like you, makes me feel grubby.
You’re completely correct. It was better as you are a boomer and a twat. Feel like tweeting any other self owns you absolute choad of a Tory cunt?
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This is getting exciting.
We made good progress on the set for Uncle Jack today. Seeing it come together is amazing.
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"self-identifies as disabled or chronically ill" Pardon?
Replying to @Soc_of_Authors
The ADCI Literary Prize for a work by an author who self-identifies as disabled or chronically ill. It must be fiction and must contain one or more characters that are disabled and/or living with chronic illness. D/L 31 Oct. societyofauthors.org/prizes/…
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Set building starts today. This is very exciting!
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"We inherited a bunch of formulas from Labour that shoved all the funding into deprived urban areas and that needed to be undone. I started the work of undoing that" - Rishi Sunak
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Not surprised he closed replies. In trying to defend his position he ended up posting evidence which showed Jo to be correct. Intellectuals aren't what they used to be.
“A lot of the founders of queer theory were paedophiles” what the fuck, @jo_bartosch?! Have you got evidence for that claim? Who are that “lot”? And shame on @BBCRadio4’s @adamfleming for letting this claim pass unchecked in a show that’s supposed to mitigate culture wars.
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Some pain this evening so I think I'm going to leave the bird app and hit the couch to watch Prey. Night all, I would say "be good" but where's the fun in that?
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If you say what you see you could end up with a suspension. Bravo, Twitter. You're creating a really inclusive and wonderful space.
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Why are people being suspended for pointing out the blatantly obvious?
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Twitter welcomes and protects paedophiles while Banning the word "groomer". That's an interesting stance.
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