Screenwriter. Eternal badass. Horror fanatic. M(istress) of Fine Arts. 2nd Rounder. Jedi Scholar. MST3K devotee. #truefriend #cumberbatched #hiddlestoned

Pennsylvania
Joined April 2011
Just had to chase Zorak off my door handle so I could leave work.
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Shaun has been watching BLACK SAILS a lot recently, or as I like to call it: “The show with the hot pirates”.
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Things I’ve said frequently while watching: “I can’t claim to have a good working knowledge of pirates.”
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(While naming pirates) Shaun: “Captain James Hook—“ Me: “Oooo, I know that one!” Shaun: “—is not a real pirate.” Me: “But I know him!”
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I legitimately just screamed at work. 😱😱😱😱
The sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! The Legend of #Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom launches on #NintendoSwitch 5/12/23. #NintendoDirect
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BTW, this episode is from 2006, and he looks exactly the same. Moon Knight does. Not. Age.
Oscar Isaac just showed up in this episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and I just lost my fucking mind.
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My latest tattoos (they’re technically not new, as I got them back in May), inspired by T.S. Eliot.
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You know you’re out of shape when you injure yourself taking off a sports bra. 😑😑
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Two observations I’ve taken away from the Woodstock ‘99 docuseries: —Who lets their 14-YEAR-OLD go to a three-day music festival?! —Who has Korn followed up by BUSH?!
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Goddamnit Gary - YOU’RE CUT OFF.
"See, this is why we don't ask you to go out anymore, Gary" 🔊🆙️ 🎥: bibliogram.fdn.fr/edinburghzoo
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Emmanuel chooses violence every single time. 😂😂😂
At this point, it’s Emmanuel and Princess Against Education 🤝
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How you know that it’s going great at the library:
Also today - Facebook’s algorithm decided that Ben Shapiro content is something I’d be into, and I was like “GO FUCK YOURSELF - NOT EVEN IF THERE WAS A FIRE”
With all the stuff going on in our country, I get why Dr. Manhattan was like “Humanity is fucked” and went to Mars.
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If you were wondering if I wore my Scarlet Witch cape while watching IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS tonight…you would be correct.
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If anyone needs me, I’ll be quietly weeping under my desk.
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Well, fuck you Supreme Court.
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Poll for the nice people on social media: For a live reading of 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, which hat would you rather see?
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The coin drop on the printer station was jammed, so we went at it with a paper clip - THREE DOLLARS AND EIGHTY NINE CENTS CAME OUT. #SMH #WhoWantsACoke
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