Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. They/them. Stay punk 🏴

Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2016
I can say this publicly now: Hi, my name is Ian. I'm the first person on the planet to escape a container on a mainframe.
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May you be a founding member of an open source foundation. — Ancient developer curse.
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anyone know of something free that you can feed a list of packages into and will give you a list of CVEs those package versions are vulnerable to back?
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if the answer is "no because making this free and easy would put half the security vendors out of business," someone should clearly do this and put half the security vendors out of business
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I have one last stitch in my right nipple graft that absolutely refuses to come out I think I'm going to name it LILO
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a lesbaru with a "my other ride is your mom" bumper sticker on it
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This person won the internet. Hard.
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While SCOTUS debates just how viciously to gut Roe, I will use my platform to share info on how to maintain bodily autonomy & choice for all pregnant (or potentially-someday-pregnant) people. Please share this link & amplify the knowledge: shoutyourabortion.com/aborti…
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In June 2020, Gizmodo discovered 5 million 'crime predictions' generated by police software in dozens of cities on an unsecured server. We partnered w/ @TheMarkup for over a year to analyze the data. Our story: gizmodo.com/crime-prediction… And methodology: gizmodo.com/how-we-determine…
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Yes, I am an insider threat, I refuse to do my hacking outdoors.
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My theory is that ventilation has been systemically minimized because it’s one of the only measures that implies institutional rather than individual responsibility.
Our tendency on covid has been to lean into the culture war aspects and that’s why we’ve focused so much on masks to the exclusion of less controversial measures like improved ventilation. This has been a harmful tendency imo
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By misrepresenting the future as certain, and apocalypse as an inevitability, we're essentially telling youth they're disposable. That's the message a lot of kids are getting. Not that we're fighting for them, or that there is a future worth fighting for, but that it's too late.
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You can tell when someone actually wants to reduce abortion because they support the things that make it rare, like increased access to birth control and good sex education. If they oppose those things too, they just want to use babies as a punishment for having unauthorized sex.
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Um, no I do not wish to review tf? Go punch a nazi, kids. It builds character. And core strength if you do it right.
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next up do acab
Police department writes 'popo' on squad cars to relate with young residents via.fox59.com/PHo0r
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There’s a time dilation episode of Voyager where they find a planet where time passes rapidly, allowing them to witness eons of history. For the planet, Voyager is fixed in the night sky, and becomes part of their belief system. That’s what the helicopters will become for Mpls.
Replying to @Grumpydev
The police and feds have been harassing us here with constant aerial surveillance since George Floyd got killed on May 25, 2020 556 days of sleep deprivation as collective punishment for the crime of demanding police accountability
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greetz to all my neighbors awake on my timeline
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