Porter ✰ @ItsRetrop

Just a mf on twitter | turn notis on 4 a fb

 in my bag 💰
Joined May 2022
  • Tweets 3,543
  • Following 330
  • Followers 14,431
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the biggest lie i tell myself is “nah ion need to write it down i’ll remember”
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not only is my short term memory horrible, but so is my short term memory
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i HATE people who can’t merge
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my therapist said she worried about me, like dawg that’s literally why i’m here
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i automatically say “idk” when i’m too lazy to think
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me if i got paid to be lazy
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i be texting “hahaha” a lot for a mf having a hahahard time
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hahahahaha i’m having a great time everyone
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i love when facetime disconnects and we both decide not to call back
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mfs really ready to lose friendships saying it’s not their connection that’s bad 😭
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Netflix really be like “oh you like this show? alright you can’t watch it anymore”
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my screen time after i got twitter📈📈📈
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i will spend 2 hours choosing a song for my instagram story idc
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me after pickin 15 seconds from the song to let everyone know how i’m feeling
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if u reheat McDonald’s ur too deep in the trenches
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if you tired of reheating mcdonald’s join my boy server to get anything off uber eats half off discord.com/invite/meals
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no cap i be listening to da same 10 songs everyday
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i really just be vibin like this all day with the same 10 songs
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mfs back in 2013 used to do the most outlandish shit just cuz someone said “do it for the Vine”
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