Guys I’m fkn dying this is the best
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obviously i will be bringing his cowboy hat
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i mean like it's understandable.
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i love this dog. He is a tiny, completely silent human being who makes friends everywhere he goes through pure charisma.
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.@EWAEmily bought me this hat when i got walter two years ago and moved to texas and let me tell you something: it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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This little cowboy has been bathed and given a snowflake bandana
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Shout out to @PetSmart give the ladies at the store on Gaston in Dallas a raise.
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Is Walter thrilled to have been bathed and had his little butt glands squeezed? No, no he isn't. But he's real cute.

Dec 6, 2021 · 11:39 PM UTC

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I am delighted by how much this has delighted all of you, and legit Riley at PetSmart is the best Walter *loves* her and I’m so glad I happened not to answer this call
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Because Twitter is great Riley has seen this and blessed me with this photo of my extremely regal dog being groomed. Look how polite he is. I’m so proud.
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Also this 😭
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If anyone is interested in a several volume children’s book series about Walter the cowboy dog just hmu got content for days
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Also Walter is obviously- obviously- on Instagram: Instagram.com/walltowalter
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Replying to @JessicaHuseman
I mean, TBF, being bathed and having your butt glands squeezed isn't everyone's cup of tea (and no kink shaming from me for anyone who does dig it). He does look like a splendid little cowboy though. :)
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Replying to @JessicaHuseman
Never forget vet’s front desk announcing loudly in Tennessee, with heavy Southern accent, “Jimmy, woman here needs her anal sex squeezed.” “Sacks,” I corrected for fellow customers. “My dog’s sacks.”
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Replying to @JessicaHuseman
This whole Walter thread made my day sooooo much better.
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Oh no! We have a kitty with the same problem.
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
They squeeze dog's butt glands?!
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Sometimes dogs’ anal glands don’t express naturally, and they can get impacted. That’s bad news and also gross. Groomers typically express them in a normal groom. You can also learn to do it yourself, or have the vet (tech) do it for a fee.
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