Joe Biden has nothing to offer us but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. Hopefully we're gonna get a chance to get silly in the timeline soon.

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The amount of tracks-covering and receipts being found shows this was beyond a campaign stunt but a major agitprop alot were in on and the outer member of are now denying their involvement. popular.info/p/the-smoking-g…
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Challenge accepted, Mr. President. As Governor, I will pardon simple state marijuana possession offenses and legalize cannabis in Iowa. (Because we all know Kim Reynolds won’t.)
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Second: I’m calling on governors to pardon simple state marijuana possession offenses. Just as no one should be in a federal prison solely for possessing marijuana, no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.
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These “repeat spreaders” played a significant role in the spread of false rumors & conspiracy theories that metastasized as “the big lie” and motivated the violent events of January 6, 2021. I’ve described those dynamics here (and in papers under review):
Working on some visuals to help explain the dynamics of “participatory disinformation” and how that motivated the January 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol.
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Hey friends. I wanted to share that I’m going thru something here. Due to the way social and other media ecosystems systems are designed, this may be invisible to you, but over the past few days I've become the target of harassment mobilized by right wing media/influencers.
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A few notes about this story and its context. First: note this says that FEDERAL AGENTS think they have enough to charge, which is not the same as saying it will be charged or prosecutors think they have enough to charge. /1 washingtonpost.com/national-…
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McMaster, @JoeCunninghamSC would do this without asking, will you do if asked?
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Second: I’m calling on governors to pardon simple state marijuana possession offenses. Just as no one should be in a federal prison solely for possessing marijuana, no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.
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Here's the thing: 1) I have never seen a confident campaign put out long threads debunking an unreleased poll. 2) The first "Noem +3" poll that we know of at Split Ticket, which *wasn't* the new/unreleased SDSU poll, was actually commissioned by Kristi Noem's campaign.
A brief THREAD on the history of "The SDSU Poll"... TL;DR: They are a new polling entity with very little history and a TERRIBLE track record. (1/)
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For someone who says his top concern is election integrity, my opponent owes everyone an explanation as to why he cast a ballot in a county in which he appears to not actually live.
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BREAKING: My opponent appears to have voted in this district despite not actually living here. That’s a serious problem. Voting in a district you don’t actually live in can be a crime. And he says his top issue is "election integrity." Here are the facts:
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First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.
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As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.
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NEW: Former Oath Keeper testifies that Stewart Rhodes informed him that he was in contact with a Secret Service agent.
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"No one fucks with a Biden."
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HI FOLKS, LOWERING GAS PRICES BAD AS OUR UNTALENTED REPUBLICAN ASSES WONT WIN KEYSTONE KEYSTONE KEYSTONE OH GOD PLEASE DONT THINK BIDEN IS STRONG OR THAT WE HAVE TALKING POINTS SENT OUT IN OUR SLACK OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
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EXCLUSIVE: Herschel Walker says he doesn’t know his accuser. That’s weird. It’s the mother of one of his kids. She spoke out today, and she has a lot to say. Me @thedailybeast thedailybeast.com/she-had-an…
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NOW: The FBI has arrested a Christian pastor from Ohio and charged him with a FELONY for storming the Capitol and pushing a barricade into officers on January 6.
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Cannot really emphasize enough how fast AI is moving. There have been several major releases *in the month since I wrote a column about how fast AI is moving*, including OpenAI's Whisper (speech-to-text transcription) and now text-to-video. nytimes.com/2022/08/24/techn…
last week, meta unveiled its project to generate an entire video from a short text prompt. this week, google is doing the same thing. h/t @_akhaliq imagen.research.google/video… imagen.research.google/video…
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Exclusive: Apollo Global Management and Sixth Street Partners, which were looking to provide financing to Elon Musk earlier this year for his proposed $44 billion buyout of Twitter, are no longer in talks with the billionaire entrepreneur reut.rs/3ea7f8F
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Russians mined a dam in Kharkiv region with TNT, anti-tank mines, electric detonators - equivalent of almost 700 kg TNT total. If the dam exploded, all nearby villages would be flooded. Explosion technicians from National Police expertly de-mined it. 📹: National Police
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