Rabbi Arnie. Artisanal Rabbi. Chief Jewish Ed. Officer - Jewish Federation, Broward County, FL. Politically Fluid. Opinions are his alone.

Hollywood, FL
Joined April 2011
Thanks to all new followers. User's guide: Boutique brand of rabbi. Human first, Jewish second, rabbi third. Spread love & positivity. Laugh at absurdity around us. Biggie & Cubs forever. Any questions?
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Here's the list of @gop politicians whose names are being used in unwanted fundraising text messages being sent to me: @marcorubio @RonJohnsonWI @HerschelWalker @RonDeSantisFL @jonvoight . How do I get them to stop?
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I'm going to use this in my rabbi work
Hey if a shawarma wrap can totally fall apart and still be amazing so can you
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Someone had to say it....
Hear me out. Could the #FBI take a look at into the Vatican basement? Looking for some things that have been missing since 70 CE 🕎
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If you're interested in Jewish life in Krakow before the Shoah and the origins of Bais Yaakov, this article about the diary of a student there is really fascinating from @katzcenterupenn muse.jhu.edu/article/861822
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The FBI planted bacon at my house.
I think there is an extremely high probability that the FBI planted “evidence” against President Trump. Otherwise WHY would they NOT allow his attorneys or anyone watch them while they conducted their unprecedented raid? They know the consequences of an empty handed power move.
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I now have 7900 followers. My thanks to those of you who are alive and who aren't bots. Special thanks to those who interact with me here. Honored.
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I'm imagining a prosecutor going before a judge to issue a search warrant for my Mordecai Kaplan/reconstructionist books.
If the FBI can raid a U.S. President, imagine what they can do to you.
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I blame everyone tweeting about the FBI search for the @twitter problems
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They just better not take my Talmud before I finish the daf yomi cycle.
Shout to everyone whose home isn’t going to get raided by the FBI today
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It's Tuesday and today is gonna be crazy here. Put your best good energy out there, my friends
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This is how a leader acts. And kudos to @RNCResearch for posting it, despite their political differences.
BIDEN: "May I say something?" GOV. BESHEAR: "You're the president." BIDEN: "I still have to ask permission."
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Great opportunities here at @Jewish_Broward . And we'd get to work together.
Some great opportunities to join our team @Jewish_Broward. Looking for a COO, Women's Foundation Director, Event Coordinator, Executive Asst. Great organization and great team jewishbroward.org/job-postin…
Good morning. Tisha B'Av prayers need some major rewriting
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The fast day of Tisha B'Av (this year observed a day later because of Shabbat) is winding down. It's a reminder of destructions of the past and a wake-up call to always respond to brokenness of the communities and world around us by acting to repair those places.
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Anyone else awake?
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Wishing you Shabbat Shalom and praying for peace...
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