We should have known it was going to be a bad year when it began with Mufasa getting wanked to death with an electric wanking machine

Dec 19, 2021 · 5:19 PM UTC

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In retrospect it was obviously going to be a terrible year. Never seen a good year that began “well we cranked off Bambi’s dad and guess who’s dead”.
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Replying to @JimMFelton
Listen, it's easy to criticize people who live alone. But you try spending lockdown without nearly dying from your electro-wanking machine.
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Replying to @JimMFelton
Why didn't they use a fake female lion
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Because cats are odd fekkers. And big cats are dangerous!
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Replying to @JimMFelton
Jesus. Poor Mufasa, what a way to go
Replying to @JimMFelton
So you’re saying the machine is going spare then..?
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