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Witness: “-and then he shouted ‘Nobody move’ so-” Judge: *banging gavel* “DO THE VOICES”
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This is your Pilot speaking. I'm overwritten, my jokes are forced, the characters are two-dimensional and you'll never make it in Hollywood
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When I was growing up in Dallas, there was a nearby church named "Fifth Church of Christ, Scientist." Now it's called "Seventh Church of Christ, Scientist." Weird. I wonder what they did to drop in the rankings.
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Day 2249: Toby still doesn’t know how to sit, and at this point if anyone teaches him I will sue for emotional damages.
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Beto hasn’t been hunting in a while and has decided to destroy the house in retaliation
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Drinking coffee as a beverage is said to have originated in Yemen in the 15th century in Sufi Shrines. It was there that coffee berries were first roasted & brewed in a way similar to how the drink is prepared today For #InternationalCoffeeDay a thread on coffee & Muslim culture
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Florida Republican Senators Marco Rubio and Rick Scott urged Senate leaders for money to rebuild state after Hurricane Ian. Then when the vote came, ⁦@SenRickScott⁩ voted against the funds and ⁦@marcorubio⁩ didn’t show up for the vote. tallahassee.com/story/news/2…
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Me: I love horror movies Also me: [watching horror movies] I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS
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Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning
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During COVID, 11,000 federal prisoners were released early onto home confinement. Only *17 reoffended, almost all for drugs. Only one committed a new violent crime (aggravated assault) – i.e. the violent recidivism rate was 0.009%. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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did.... did they just make a pact
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“One scene in particular shows Monroe talking to a photoreal CGI version of her unborn fetus, which sympathetically questions her about its own fate asking, “You won’t hurt me this time, will you?” Are you fucking kidding me?? variety.com/2022/film/news/p…
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Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.
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one of the joys of adulthood is watching all your friends realize they can just adopt a cat. nothing is stopping them. and then they do that. and upload a million pictures of it.
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