Joined November 2019
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The significance of doors we hold open for strangers.
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Eggplants do not taste as purple as they look
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1st date idea: you dig me a firepit & I run to Dunkins.
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I hope breadsticks don't come from old growth breadtrees?
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My favorite moments are the simple ones
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Life is so fucking strange sometimes
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I slothed it up real good today.
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Sure I've barked up the wrong tree a time or two.
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Ominous cloud overhead. Might name it after you
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Like a vagina, this could get hairy.
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I wash my hair with woman’s shampoo by mistake and now I remember an argument I had with my girlfriend in 1982
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I see the moon & the sun are dating again.
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kisses in the form of a gentle summer rain
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Goats that intimidate others are bully goats
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I like my alone. It has all my stuff in it.
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People leave me alone since I started using audiobook as a verb.
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I can't wait till it rains, I'm gonna lay in the street
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I need to stop wearing my heart on my shoulder like a parrot.
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Where you get your love from matters.
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The most efficient way to eat ice cream is a milkshake.
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felt like running away today but with this arthritic knee and vertigo I'd end up circling back here anyway
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