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Life is like a penis:
Sometimes it's up.
Sometimes it's down.
But it won't be hard forever.
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Happy Saturday morning, Twitter!
It’s too early. 🥱
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
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OOH!! Interesting!
(I'm going with Tripp, because he's the last one anyone would suspect. Also, he moved to Seattle the next day...)
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
Happy Friday to all of our friends! Stay safe and enjoy your weekend! This little guy wants to remind everyone that fireworks can be horrifying for dogs! 🐕🐾😓Keep your pets safe! #MaxLife #FourthofJulyWeekend #KeepYourPetsSafe
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Hey! Is your refrigerator running?
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Good. I’m going to vote for it. It has to be a better alternative to Marsha Blackburn and Bill Lee.
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It’s Waffle Wednesday, Twitter! 🧇
Happy hump-day to you and yours.
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
invidious.fdn.fr/-AlknBFCV28
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
It metastasizes. It spreads. To the point that there is no longer anything they can do. You are going to die. There's nothing to be done. It's "God's will".
THIS IS WHY WE ARE ANGRY!!
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
They can't do radiation or chemo either, because that will probably kill your little swimmers. Or, cause birth defects, at the least. The cancer might not kill you. But, in all probability, it will. So, while the doctors are fighting to preform the lifesaving procedure, it grows.
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
Your doctor tells you you have testicular cancer. They will need to remove both right away. But, wait. Your wife still wants to have children? Oh, well then, they will need her express written consent before the procedure!
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
So, I don't do this often, but I'm gonna go on a bit if a rant. Bare with me, please.
This is a question for the men who don't understand why we are so angry about the overturning of #RoeVsWade.
Imagine that the next time you go in for a cancer screening
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It’s Tuesday, Twitter! (🌮?)
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
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Happy Sunglasses Day, all! Do you wear them at night? Did I just plant a seed?
Muahahahaha…
I love my big bug-eye sunglasses. The bigger the better!
What song is brightening your day?
#EarWorm
#SunglassesDay
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
LOVE. THIS. SO. MUCH.
During #PrideMonth, colors are a little brighter, smiles are a little wider, and our hearts are full of love and pride for the people in our neighborhood. May the celebration and kindness continue every month of the year. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤍🤎🖤
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Good Sunday morning, Twitter! 🌈
A brand new week- filled with hope and potential!
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#SundayFunDay
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Stacie loves Dave 💙💚 #WAI 🇺🇦 retweeted
My worst nightmare is now my reality. Traumatic day to be a woman, an American and a Tennessean. My right to control my body has been stripped away.
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