Catch me on The Bleeding Burgundy Podcast, WFT FAN Ambassador Leader, proud member of @thehogfarmers, and future Fan of The Year 2022 but probably not

Joined June 2009
My OCD would normally be active in times like this but something about kids making β€œforts” doesn’t seem to bother me so much other than the choice of blankets 😐
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Not going to lie, playing softball today got me motivated to be more active. Got tired of always being tired. Think it’s time to get myself back in shape! I use to be an athlete. Need that drive again.
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🐽 Hogfarmer Keith 🐽 retweeted
We want to thank our Twitter community β€οΈπŸŽ—
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Sitting down was the best part about todays softball game!
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The best softball position to play is the couch! We got our asses smacked 22-12. I went 1-4. Kept swinging pop ups! I did okay fielding but learned that I should probably stick to basketball πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Chris…No. This is awful πŸ˜‚
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Continuing the weekend with deliciousness!
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CAUTION. FLOWER PORN. LOOK AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION. I planted these bulbs last summer and they be BLOOMIN right now!
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Real Chefs know how to make 5 star meals like this. Be gone with trash palettes. Peasants!
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🐽 Hogfarmer Keith 🐽 retweeted
Everyone please wish Jaylan P. a Happy Birthday.
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Wide awake before 8am on a weekend day. I can’t be trusted. What’s your weekend plans?
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It’s getting wild up in here. Up in here!
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Let’s get this weekend started off right! This is for real ballers only! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Disgusted. Gonna sit the twitter bench today. See ya tomorrow.
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Real Chefs use air fryers
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That’s a beautiful hat
Hey Ladies, let me see you in your favorite sundress… I’ll start..
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My Shrimp and grits! I be cooking my but off!
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I tried asking Elon for him but got no reply
Just checking in, has Jeff Bezos bought the Commanders yet? Asking for Mark Mosley’ as son. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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🐽 Hogfarmer Keith 🐽 retweeted
Wanted to share my thoughts. @Commanders @whoisjwright @AdamSchefter
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No one cares tweet: My softball cleats came in. $28…felt like it was free because I had $30 sitting in PayPal forever. I did find myself heading in a rabbit hole. I really liked a few Adidas cleats but had to remind myself that I’m in a non serious softball league and I’m cheap
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