born in Texas, made in Japan, raised worldwide, Alaska grown. if you haven’t stepped out of your comfort zone, you’re doing life wrong.

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If you are new to following me... Big mistake and I’m sorry for the suffering you now endure.
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Toss my corpse off a boat in deep, shark infested waters and be done with it
When your time expires, would you like to be buried or cremated? ⌛⚰️⚱️
“Now I've had the time of my life No, I never felt like this before Yes I swear, it's the truth…….” #JusticeKetanjiBrownJackson
Biden and Judge Jackson during her SCOTUS confirmation vote. (Mandel Ngan/Getty)
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The most compelling evidence that Ukraine is NOT sympathetic to Nazis is that Madison Cawthorn, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Paul Gosar are not supporting them.
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It has been nearly 100 days since congress voted to refer contempt charges on Mark Meadows to the Department of Justice….. has anyone poked Merrick Garland with a stick to make sure he’s still breathing?….
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president biden should have walked out of the room backwards, wide-eyed, staring daggers into the camera -- if he wanted to be a Real Man
This is what weakness on the world stage looks like.
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Given that the attack came from the Right, Dan Crenshaw likely never saw it coming…..
Dan Crenshaw gets heckled by a MAGA at a recent event for refusing to say the 2020 election was stolen. Enjoy your primaries guys, dealing with the nightmare of your own creation. This is what you signed up for under your cult leader!
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Yet another example of how the uniform a man wears has no bearing on the decency of the man or the respect they deserve.
A lieutenant in Florida was convicted of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old relative at gunpoint and continuing the abuse for 2 years. Another minor came forward with allegations against Braulio Gonzalez, as well as 3 of his ex-girlfriends, who allege that he assaulted them too.
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Trump once again reminding the world that you can’t spell “conservative” without first entering a “con”……
Replying to @ShaneGoldmacher
In 2021, Trump's PAC spent more money on rent at Trump Tower (~$375k) than he gave away to other candidates he has endorsed (~$350k). Many of those candidates, in turn, spent at Trump properties. Herschel Walker spent $135k at Mar-a-Lago alone. nytimes.com/2022/02/12/us/po…
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This is gold!!…
Fox News talking about migrant caravans but make the footage Canadian truckers
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Unusually wise choice to do their work in the bathroom, given how full of shit they all are…
I visit @RudyGiuliani as I'm working to support his son @AndrewHGiuliani for Governor of New York State. I jumped onto his 3'oclock @77WABCradio show done live in his bathroom. We agreed that Adams has done nothing about crime in 5 weeks
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A few of my pics to clean the timeline
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It’s been nearly 50 days since congress voted to refer contempt charges on Mark Meadows to the Department of Justice….. has anyone poked Merrick Garland with a stick to make sure he’s still breathing?….
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We truly live on the dumbest of parallel earths
this is the most vapid exchange i’ve ever seen in my life lol
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Rams should’ve used that last timeout after the kneel-down and forced another from within in the end zone #LARvsTB
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Replying to @RexChapman
If lawmakers want law enforcement to adequately address the growing threat of right-wing extremist groups, lawmakers need to investigate law enforcement and purge the right-wing extremist from within it.
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Will the bank have enough in its vaults for payday this Friday? Josh Hawley puts on ski mask: “well, that depends on what happens on Wednesday”…
BRET BAIER: I want to pin you down on what you're trying to do. Are you trying to say that Trump will be president after January 20? JOSH HAWLEY: Well, that depends on what happens on Wednesday BAIER: No it doesn't (Trump in fact lost an election!)
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Fuck migraines, that is all.
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Dan Crenshaw being attacked from the Right? He never saw that coming…..
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Madison Cawthorn was the stand-in “model” they used to sculpt Cristiano Ronaldo’s bust....
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