Social @espn, antisocial elsewhere. Shawarma appreciator. Trying to log off. He/him.

Seattle ➡️ Los Angeles
Joined September 2014
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guess you could call that a ... Pure L 😎
James Harden was so frustrated about today's loss that he knocked over the hand sanitizer
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“That’s Jayson Tatum, he’s 16 years old. We’re gonna get him in the Good Will Hunting sequel.”
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“did you like succession” my camera roll:
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me having a talk with myself after not leaving the house for two days
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Succession is a psyop to make me root for billionaires and it’s not not working
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Moh retweeted
“we can use the cash from the extremely profitable hospital to buy a better football coach” man what a messed-up world
Per @Manny_Navarro, Miami is preparing to throw $8M/yr. at Cristobal, $9M to buy him out of Oregon and $7-$8M to buy out Diaz. Where is the $$$ coming from, you ask? theathletic.com/2999232/2021…
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Got boostered and got a haircut during my weekend. If anyone wants to fight or take me out to dinner, the confidence is there for both rn
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Banking so much of the day’s mental health on a haircut
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saying “this booster ain’t shit” to activate the effects 30 minutes later like an edible
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It’s been six hours, should I expect side effects still if they haven’t shown up yet? My arm is just sore
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nah this is crazy
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the moderna booster linking with the pfizer in my bloodstream
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Should I pregame a little so I have a nice buzz when I get there (getting my booster shot)
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The CDC recommends this actually
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copy so bad i’m considering switching to tidal
spotify wrapped: "vibe check! you understood the assignment and kept it on fleek with this podcast that lived rent free in your head, just like an NFT"
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Kendall Roy rapping sounds like G Eazy
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me after tweeting this
End of an era in Seattle? ➤ Russell Wilson has lost 4 straight starts for the first time in his career ➤ Seahawks have lost 8 games in a season for the first time since drafting him
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