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With the help of my son, I’ve located my daughter who I haven’t seen or heard from since she was about 10, she is now 20. Her mom took her away and hid he from me and have been looking since. She isn’t ready to talk to me, but I hope in time she will…
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I was at the museum and the guide asked, “What do we call dinosaurs that ate plants?" and a kid said "vegans" and I spit coffee all over the pterodactyl
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I'm preparing to record my new special and I'm running the hour at the Punch Line Call Back Bar on 10.5.2022. See some good stuff, some not done stuff, and some stuff I'm writing right now. $15. Please be there.
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The White House switchboard called a rioter during the insurrection. We deserve to know who placed that call immediately!!!
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“You have no frame of reference, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.”
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Liz Cheney asked Rupert Murdoch why he continues to platform guests on Fox News who carry Putin's water and spread Russian disinformation. It's an important question that the American people deserve to know the answer to. Murdoch has yet to respond. Neither has Tucker Carlson.
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I took out half the North American mallard population in 1986.
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Careful, that’s my butthole wash rag.
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Rejected by 23 major labels at the beginning of her career, inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame in 2015. Happy Birthday, Joan Jett!
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Oh, Pittsburgh…
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Always kickbacks to his buddies when it comes to Ron DeSantis. The charter co DeSantis hired for his migrant-trafficking program, contributed big $ to his top allies & was once legally represented by Matt Gaetz & Larry Keefe, Florida's public safety czar. nbcnews.com/politics/immigra…
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Tom Marsh, astrophysicist, is missing while working at the large international Observatory at La Silla in Chile. He's 60 years old, height 192cm. If anyone has any information, call 101 ref number: INC 153 18/9/22 UK/Warks Police
🆘MISSING PERSON🆘 My friend's father, Prof Tom Marsh, Astrophysicist at @warwickuni is #Missing from the Observatory, La Silla. Nearest town, #LaSerena. 60 years old, height 192cm. If anyone has any information, call 101 ref number: INC 153 18/9/22 UK/Warks Police PLEASE SHARE
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Replying to @IngrahamAngle
He doubled my taxes and left the economy in shambles.
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I got invited to an event but she prefaced it with “Do you drive at night?” DO I DRIVE AT NIGHT?! How old do you think I am? It’s not over until 10?! I am old, yes.
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BREAKING: The group that released info that alleged Lauren Boebert was a paid escort who had two abortions, American Muckrakers PAC, will launch a billboard in her district that reads, “Lauren Boebert hasn’t sued us for defamation, ask her why.”
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Keep up the drum beat: Why did Justice Kennedy retire so abruptly? What role did his son Justin play for Donald Trump at Deutsche Bank? Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees, $200,000 credit card debt, and $1.2 million mortgage to buy themselves a SCOTUS seat?
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The Ports to Plains highway will run from Laredo all the way up to North Dakota and into Canada. This project will bring jobs to Texas and millions of dollars to the state. A great bipartisan victory!
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School Choice is another GOP scam perpetuated by the elite who wish to separate from the common masses.
You know who most often does not have school choice? A disabled student. A kid with a learning disability. A kid with social/emotional issues. While “choice” schools choose their students and hoard resources, defunded public schools educate the most vulnerable.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Try to fool me three times, I bite you
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Was just asked to host a land acknowledgment workshop by a University. I told them my fee & they replied that they were hoping I’d do it “pro bono.” It IRKS me when Universities or multi-million dollar businesses ask Indigenous people for free labor. Was the free land not enough?
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