Once crashed a car without hitting any cows.

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Joined August 2010
There's a good reason I don't post a lot of pictures of my daughter. I don't want her to murder me 15 years from now.
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Fuck yeah. Now we need Jimmy doing some car horn honkin.
Exclusive teaser showing Danielle Harris’ secret #HalloweenEnds cameo!! 😱😱
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Only a few more hours to claim your *signed* Official Fetterman Terrible Towel ™️ Text JOIN to 30200 and donate ANY amount for your chance to win one 💯
Yours truly signed a few of these #TeamFetterman Terrible Towels for yinz. 😀 Just text JOIN to 30200 and donate ANY amount *before* Friday night for your chance to win one 💛🖤
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A new Killer episode is up! We put a spell on you with HOCUS POCUS, discussing the relationships between siblings, Winifred and Binx as different sides of Max, and more! Screaming everywhere you get your podcasts at: killerhorrorcritic.com/podca… #KHC #Podcast
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Narrator: Oil companies did use this as an excuse to gouge the American people and nothing was done about it.
After making standard storm warnings to Floridians, @POTUS adds this to oil companies: “Do not use this as an excuse to raise gas prices and gouge the American people.”
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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 11 | 8PM ET | $10 We're riffing on an all-new batch of TERRIFYING shorts for our first Halloween special: A NIGHT OF SHORTS 9! Tickets on sale now: dumb-industries.com/tickets/… Artwork by @CarmenCerraArt
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The party of "it's a mental health issue" votes against mental health.
205 Republicans vote against School-Based Mental Health Services
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One day you just wake up, look over, and say to yourself, "Today is the day I start fixing things for me and my family." I think MTG is an evil person, but I hope this decision improves things for both her and her loved ones. Maybe she'll come out better and more understanding.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s husband has filed for divorce from her after 27 years of marriage.
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At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if DeSantis started stacking up immigrants to stop the flood waters.
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I always wished that Tim Burton didn’t cut this quick Halloween related scene from Batman.
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MAKE DIDDY KONG RACING 2
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Women are now property.
Two more pregnant children who were raped were denied abortions in Ohio. Two cancer patients were denied an abortion and couldn’t receive cancer treatment due to being pregnant.
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Bout to jump on. Parental discretion is advised. And I need to know what a ball of soup is.
Tonight's Triple Feature Movie Night includes the Antichrist, space sharks, a ball of soup, dancing dildoes, the Christian rap Rapture, and a deadly refrigerator raid. Access is free. Follow instructions in link. thesatanictemple.tv/programs…
So weird that the party of "personal responsibility" and "freedom" take no responsibility for anything and want to tell people who they are and what they can do with their bodies, with legal repercussions.
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