To date the best airport experience I’ve ever had was after I was arrested. Got to skip bag drop line, security screening, and was boarded straight onto the plane. Federal Marshall escort right from car to plane.

7:52 PM · Nov 25, 2021

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Furious guy waiting in bag drop line: “why’s he so special” Me: [laughs in wanted by the FBI]
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"A+++, would use service again" ?
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5/5 on yelp?
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Lol, 😂😂 wannacry. 😂😂
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Have you written somewhere about or talked about the GoDaddy managed Wordpress hack yet?
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FBI precheck benefits sound amazing!
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If you’re rich you can pay for this from Heathrow to LA with Virgin, you drive straight into the airport and get on the plane. FBI cheaper tho.
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My quickest entry into a country was the USSR. I presented my passport and visa and a man in a grey suit came out immediately through a side door, took me down a long corridor directly outside to a car where my bag already was and onto my hotel. I think I was expected.
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Was it this guy?
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