To date the best airport experience I’ve ever had was after I was arrested. Got to skip bag drop line, security screening, and was boarded straight onto the plane. Federal Marshall escort right from car to plane.
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Furious guy waiting in bag drop line: “why’s he so special” Me: [laughs in wanted by the FBI]

Nov 25, 2021 · 7:54 PM UTC

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invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=GULfIUfL…

You asked for miracles, Theo?

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#lifehacks
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smh felons get all the attention nowadays
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Weird flex, but OOHHHHH KAAYYYYY! #wantedbythefbi
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Just so missing the context is impossible: OP kinda saved the internet but for some reason got considered a criminal for it
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BRO, LMAO
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I didn't get arrested, but once I was heading overseas for a security gig, and a sniffer dog poked me in the leg. They hauled me into a room and checked my luggage. Nothing found. I was 3/4 through a beer in the lounge before my workmate (who was in line with me) got in.
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I’ll take not being special vs that.
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