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Kernow
Joined January 2021
Final episode of Stranger Things: can everyone stop having these contrived emotional conversations and fucking get on with it.
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It's two and a half hours but I swear it would only be 30 mins if they lost the unnecessary filler.
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My wife just yelled "WATCH THE COCKING ROAD!" at a couple having a conversation whilst driving in a TV show.
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Tony's buffalo research. I can't wait. #TheArchers
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Do Ambridge ever play anyone other than Darrington? #TheArchers
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I thought village cricket was mostly about tea and sandwiches. #TheArchers
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Cricket. Tom and Helen. Now Pat. Why do the SWs hate us? #TheArchers
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The Bridge Farm lot talk exclusively in marketing management shite, don't they? #TheArchers
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For some reason quite a few people seems to have followed me over this weekend. To those people I say: you'll have to give me 15 mins. #TheArchers
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Limerick appears to be trending, For some sport, though there's no point pretending, That I know about it, Or that I give a shit, About the score or in what they're contending.
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I can only apologise.
Breast nuggets?
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Today is #NationalMeadowsDay! The loss of our uplifting hay meadow habitats in the UK makes my heart hurt, so I want to share with you the secret for turning your lawn into a mini wildflower meadow for *free* 👊 (1/7)
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My wife has requested that if she dies first I should compost her body. Not sure what to do with this information.
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It's probably a moot point really, as it seems unlikely that I'll outlive her.
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Do vox pops on news programmes serve any actual purpose? They never tell me anything interesting, they just make me angry.
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One of my hobbies is typing random things into Spotify and listening to resulting playlists. You join me this morning as I do the washing up whilst listening to Estonian experimental electro-folk.
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I'm really enjoying it, if you were wondering.
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My wife just told me with great excited that she's ordered a garden waste bin from the council. We are so rock n roll.
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