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Mickelle Thompson retweeted
It’s always “Why aren’t you married yet?” And never “I have an old rich friend on the verge of death I’d like to introduce you to.”
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I'm laughing so hard at this that my abs hurt and I cried and my dog came to make sure I was ok because I was making hysterical sounds 😂😂🤣🤣
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This. This sparked joy for me on what was otherwise a crappy day. I cried and laughed!
this person on tiktok bumped into the corner of their bed frame and made a really funny noise that has become a trend on the app, and i’m gonna start a thread of some of the ones that have had me weak af. 😂
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Mickelle Thompson retweeted
I may not have a partner, but I do have a rich life full of wonderful close friends who are always there to tell me "aw that sucks"
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Mickelle Thompson retweeted
i like how all muse fans agree that map of the problematique is one of their best songs. i have yet to meet someone who dislikes it or even thinks it's "meh". everyone loves it
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Mickelle Thompson retweeted
I want all of my friends to live in the same city as me!
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If 2021 were a mood.
Dolly Parton wrote “I Will Always Love You” and “Jolene” on the same day and I’ve been “preparing to vacuum” for two weeks.
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Mickelle Thompson retweeted
I have a 200mg ibuprofen in my back right molar that I can bite into in case I’m ever in a situation where my head starts to hurt a little bit
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I promise this is the funniest thing you will see today! 🤣😂
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