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Joined March 2017
HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?
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I prefer to think of myself as Alexander the Great, but with the drink problem, rather than the bravery and tactical acumen.
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Is there anything more depressing than being the named act in the 'who is it' round on Buzzcocks, and being described as 'still making music'?
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Always remember that the ideology you fear, be it Islam, Christianity or pretty much anything else, is the extremity, not the norm. Most people want peace, happiness, food and shelter. Regardless of faith.
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The guy she told you not to worry about...
Joachim Neumann
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It was suggested in my recent Twitter argument that I needed a 'taste of my own medicine', but given that my medicine is Sertraline, to help me deal with the depression caused by arguing with racists, this would be a benefit.
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That won't even get you a packet of Marlboro lights these days.
Scientists estimate that there's enough gold on the seafloor to give every person alive nine pounds
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Hopefully that's the end of that.
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Can you say 'double down'?
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Someone pointed out to me that in episode 100 of My Little Pony (“Slice of Life”) there are three background ponies that look like The Dude, Walter & Donnie. Later in the episode only The Dude & Walter reappear, but Walter is now holding a red coffee can.
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"You need to revise for your test, not wasting your time!" "I'm not wasting my time, I'm relaxing."
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Babe you be the weird shelf stacker with the obvious lob on and I'll be the naughty slut bending over to pick up some tinned mackerel
Anyone up for a bit of roleplay?
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This is worth remembering whenever it is mentioned...
Given that there were over 600k births in the UK and assuming that about half of those were boys, that means out of 300k, about 6k were named Muhammad, or variations thereof. That's about 2%. Hardly chilling figures, are they?
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The most startling thing to emerge from my reading for the arguments I had regarding the popularity of the name 'Muhammad' in British children, was that 1,210 people called their son Jaxon last year.
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If you advertise your holiday cottage as 'rustic', this is the minimum I expect:
Susan Smith. Playmate of the Month September 1981.
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"Are you dominant or submissive?..." "I'm just pleased to be here and involved to be honest."
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