In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits tweeting.

Joined July 2013
I will never "go viral" I will never be a "big account" And I prefer it that way. No scrutiny, no grift, mostly anonymous. Just liking and replying to posts with an occasional RT. Feels great!
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"Is anyone willing to throw their small child in front of a moving vehicle to test its safety and protect the honor of papa Elon?"
Is there anyone in the Bay Area with a child who can run in front of my car on Full Self-Driving Beta to make a point? I promise I won't run them over... (will disengage if needed) (this is a serious request)
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Feelin' froggy
Big spur and Sir Purr in Big Sur.
My favorite movie. Scarfather Soprano and the Goodfellas go to the Casino.
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Trump is 100% just vaguely recalling the plot of Juwana Man.
"I'd be the greatest women's basketball coach in history. I don't like LeBron James, I like Michael Jordan much better. But, I'd go up to LeBron James...I'd say, 'LeBron, did you ever have any desire to be a woman? Because what I'd love you to do is star on my team."
The Kardashians, and their consequences, have been a disaster for the human race.
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The Deer Hunters
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⚠️ Little Guy Alert!⚠️
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So it's called the "World Cup" but the trophy looks like this?! Bullshit, the winners should be able to drink beers out of the world cup!
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My Dave Mathews Band/DnD crossover podcast titled "What Would You Slay" has ended after only 2 episodes due to creative differences.
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I was told by the Host that my attire of wearing cargo shirts and a fishing shirt to this restaurant was "Declasé" which is Spanish for "of classy". That was very nice of him!
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Leaves of Ass retweeted
Being canceled by the woke mob! (Contact lawyers forcing me to honor the terms of contracts I voluntarily signed)
Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months
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I'm not sure what the connection here is supposed to be. Is it that tasting her kid's barf made them abandon the kid? Was...was tasting her kids barf her main job? Who was paying for that?!
Biden: loving it, soaking it in, has clearly grilled before Ratboy: focusing hard, disgusted that he even has to do this. Klobuchar: has grilled human meat before. Kamala and Doug: scared to burn themselves, have clearly never grilled before.
losing my mind at these, what a bizarre photo op
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Leaves of Ass retweeted
Thinking about this image for no particular reason this morning.
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I will continue to only refer to them as AN Ohio State University. Which one is it? Hard to say, could be Akron, could be Kent State, could be University of Ohio. There's so many different Ohio State Universities.
The Ohio State University has successfully registered a trademark for "THE." The registration was just issued on June 21st by the USPTO. The application was filed back in August 2019. So why did it take 3 years to get approved? A thread🧵
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Find someone who loves you the same way techno utopians love designing worse trains.
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I have never met a celebrity. Nor will I. I am simply too ordinary a person.
Fun to watch Bitcoin people recreate every single financial panic/fraud scheme and recession in miniature. They should get an A on their econ project at least.
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Glad Congress is finally getting around to investigating the events of January 6th 1951 when the Indianapolis Olympians beat Rochester Royals, 75-73 in NBA-record 6 overtimes; also the longest game in NBA history.
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