SPFX, Pyrotechnics, & Smart-ass comments. ERD-certified instructor for display fireworks & SPFX pyro. He/Him. Bunny dad to Maynard.🐰 DMs rarely answered.

Port Moody, BC
Joined April 2007
Saving the Snopes link for the next asshole who uses the meme...
The right has gotten increasingly desperate w/spreading targeted rumors about me lately. Someone made up a meme that led to @snopes disproving this: snopes.com/fact-check/alexan… (Also, I had to live alone in my family’s apt after my dad died, so the eviction lie is especially bad)
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Happy National Dumpling Day!
I went down a rabbit hole w this kid named D today and i don’t regret it at all.
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Aww thank you Aaron!
.@MariaTCardona just put on a masterclass of how to respond to Republican lies. Watch, learn, and share.
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Brittlestar may be Canadian but this video certainly applies to Americans as well. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE.
SERIOUSLY... WHY BOTHER VOTING?
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My Halloween show design is complete. Event and product reports have been printed so I can figure out what I need to order, but first...a bunny break.
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We now have confirmation that eDeclaration will be rolled into the ArriveCAN app per a statement in the Google App Store: play.google.com/store/apps/d…
this video is unhinged from the start but nothing could have prepared me for the last one
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Even though we don't have as many different types of cookies as the Girl Scouts do, when it's Girl Guide cookie season I'm buying a couple of boxes (chocolate with mint cream this time). IMO they taste best when frozen.
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Is it time for the panic over kids being given edibles for Halloween, or do the overreactions need to wait until it’s actually October? There’s so much “holiday creep” these days, I lose track of time.
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What say you, @SenTedCruz ?
Ted Cruz did something good? (Wait for it)
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If the day comes when the world is going to hell in a handbasket and nuclear Armageddon is at hand, I certainly want the President with the best golf handicap to be the one in charge. 🤮 Seriously, WTF does a golf handicap have to do with anything?
Yeah, because we know Trump always turns in accurate scores. And has a guy ever wanted his dad to notice him more than Eric Trump?
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I like Presidents who spend 1 year and 246 days in office without writing a single life-endangering hate-tweet.
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I had a miscarriage last night and the first thing I had to do was Google if I broke a law. I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I was 8 days late. Just, uh, sit with that for a second.
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Special Master Thread 1/ So Trump's gambit of the Special Masterbater went horribly wrong His Magapuppet judge, Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen, did give Trump the Special Master And DOJ even accepted 1 of 2 judges Trump nominated for it What happened and... why this ploy?
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Dang HERE’s the Video! PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW ON AND OFF TWITTER…Thank You! And Please RT For DEMOCRACY! 🌊🌊💙🇺🇸❤️
Senate Democrats
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Unless you've got an infectious disease; nobody needs that shit so stay away and keep it to yourself.
Spread positivity wherever you go.
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The Republican Party doesn’t want you to see this video. Too bad. We are not holding back in exposing their despicable behavior.
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