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Tallahassee, FL
Joined July 2016
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I just got three weird in-app notifications from Twitter telling me to “like more posts to customize my feed” and then congratulating me after a few more likes. I am on this app 87 hours a day, and you’re telling me I need to “like” MORE? Stop being so thirsty
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Really ready for all these hateful bigots who are fucking around to finally get to the “find out” portion of their narrative. Attacking a children’s hospital… there is no bottom for transphobes.
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I am very much enjoying crudité Twitter
We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman!
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POV you’re the grocery store employee helping Dr. Oz
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I f*cking love them 😂
Martha and Snoop need you to know—if you have a felony, you can vote! Register now: bit.ly/onepavotereg
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Mmmmm 😋 crudité
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This is a BFD.
The Inflation Reduction Act is now law. Giving Medicare the power to negotiate lower prescription drug prices. Ensuring wealthy corporations pay their fair share in taxes. And taking the biggest step forward on climate in our history.
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I just got to show Mr. Pillow the crudité video. Life truly is a gift.
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Knowledge is knowing what crudité is. Wisdom is not putting salsa on it.
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This one. It’s a thread hahaha
Ever wonder where broccoli in your cruidité comes from? This is how it’s harvested. #WeFeedYou
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Just had a dream that I was bragging to a very specific competitor about how our PATENTED pillow doesn’t go flat because of the combo of fills, and literally ended my explanation with one of these.
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Replying to @giselefetterman
It’s actually only crudité if the veggies are from the crudité region of France. Otherwise it’s just a veggie platter.
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We try to learn a new word each day. Today’s vocabulary word was: crudité
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Ummmm you already know the answer
On Thursday of this week my third @OneFreshPillow delivery should arrive. As I accumulate them, I’ve decided to name them. I’ve got Johnny and Moira but who should be the third? Alexis or David….
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I’m excited for my @OneFreshPillow but somebody beat me to it
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Malcolm says GOOD MOOONING!
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I’m excited for my @OneFreshPillow but somebody beat me to it
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The answer is fresh pillows.
Give me some adult shit to buy that changed your life. I would love a thread full of life hacks.
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Replying to @BuddyNoLove
Hands down best thing I’ve bought recently are pillows from @OneFreshPillow. I have neck and shoulder issues and these are the first pillows that have worked for me.
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