17 syllables & memes about the @orioles @ravens @umterps | tennis fan | umd alum & grad student 🐢 | most of my tweets aren’t haikus

Baltimore, MD
Joined June 2019
Replying to @RedSox
Orioles Haiku Videos 🎥
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This image was on the screen behind the field goal posts as Michigan State missed their field goal at Maryland 👀😅
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Maryland football is 4-1 to start the season for the second straight year LFG They also have four winnable games in a row coming up.
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it's okay you can keep crying about it, i'm sure it will help
Oh my God the Os are embarrassing
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maybe if Judge had simply hit this a little harder he wouldn’t be in this situation right now 🥺
I try not to cuss on this account but come the fuck on. Your team is eliminated, your start is terrible, every other guy gets a fastball right down the dick. What are you doing, kid
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I try not to cuss on this account but come the fuck on. Your team is eliminated, your start is terrible, every other guy gets a fastball right down the dick. What are you doing, kid
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If Judge hits a homer today or tomorrow what will we see on replay more in 10 years? Jeter’s walk off in 2014 or Judge’s 62
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Wow the kid really can do it all
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I concur, soft bacon for the win. Weep in the replies.
This is how bacon should be cooked. Anyone who likes their bacon “crispy” (burnt) is crazy imo.
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Does anyone have an uncensored Antonio Brown pool video?
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I’m no advocate for tanking but I can already see the tweets from Nationals fans if the Orioles somehow got a higher draft pick than them
the Orioles have a 0.4% chance at the first overall pick can you imagine lmao
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the Orioles have a 0.4% chance at the first overall pick can you imagine lmao
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The Orioles technically had not been eliminated from postseason contention in October for 28 minutes and I think that’s beautiful.
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if this man miraculously returns to his mvp form for a month and the dodgers choke again, someone needs to get fired
There are 11 teams that do not want Belli to get hot right now
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prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Mariners lose 🕯 out and Orioles 🕯 win out 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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if only the team didn't sell at the deadline am i right??
It really sucked to spend September spiraling instead of it being a random surge of hope.
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we got so close to @fakehyunsootwo having to buy the group chat season tickets
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Orioles Fan Problems
Replying to @Os_poems
That’s what DL means?
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Career save 1⃣ for DL Hall The @Orioles rookie freezes Oswaldo Cabrera to lock down the victory for Baltimore.
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ORIOLES 2017 FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK DAYTON LANE HALL GETTING THE SAVE FOR THE 81ST WIN OF THE YEAR
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DL Hall legacy inning 🔜
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