Veni, vidi, Cadbury…I came, I saw, I ate chocolate. Anthropologist, trapeze artist and trainee tightrope walker. Often mistaken for Adonis.

Joined March 2009
I’ve got a lot of chocolate to get through before my chocolate comes on Monday.
BRIXTON/LONDON 📣 I found this picture by Jebb Avenue/Brixton Prison bus stop. Must've slipped out of a wallet. It looks very precious and I imagine whoever lost it on their travels will be devastated. Can we do that thing? Retweet, share, reunite owner and photograph?
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If I donate £50 to the Tory Party I’ll be a lord after Christmas. It’s that easy.
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I’ll never forget the day I walked into a nightclub. The music stopped, the lights went up, people stopped dancing, all eyes were on me. I was on cloud 18, not just 9. Turns out I’d forgotten to put trousers on.
Doughnut one of ten.
Please retweet to help Bobby and Olive find a home together #LANCASHIRE #UK Brother and sister aged 3, looking for a home where ay children are aged 12+. They need to be the only pets. DETAILS or APPLY👇 bleakholt.org/lancashire-ani… #dogs #frenchbulldog #Frenchie #pets
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ASDA announces their £1 soup / roll / hot drinks deal for the over 60’s, and a lot of people on here react like they’re serving live puppies and crystal meth. It’s a shit situation and they’re doing ‘something,’ which in this case is still preferable to ‘nothing.’
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I hope The Daily Mail gets sued into oblivion. RT if you agree.
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Just requested sone money from an energy company from my account. There is way too much credit for what gets used.
I hardly slept a wink but already put shopping away and had a dozen meds. Coffee and doughnut time.
If Mario doesn’t say “itsa me”, then what is the point?
Perfectly acceptable dancing in my book. In fact I’ve now learnt a few new moves.
It’s hard to believe Jacob Rees-Mogg lived in London the same time as Sherlock Holmes.
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Iceland shop die shortly and no missing items. Too many treats. Too much food to put away. I regret it.
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Someone let King Charles know. hotukdeals.com/share-deal-fr…
See you. Take care.