Governor of Tasteville Hoy semillas. Mañana flores.

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Joined May 2009
The best part of making this is that my recipe makes SO MUCH. I'm easily freezing two or three more servings for later. Take it out the night before, let it thaw in the fridge and you have a 30min breakfast ready to go.
Fridge cilantro was getting out of control, so shakshuka was back on the menu, boys. Pro tip: Use whole cumin seeds instead of ground cumin for tiny pops of flavor hiding out in every bite.
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If you have a US residential address, you can order 8 more free #COVID19 home rapid tests here in about 30 seconds (on top of 8 previously allowed). No credit card needed. Shipped via USPS for free. #MedTwitter special.usps.com/testkits
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Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?
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LOL. Colleges are cutting faculty all over the place, but half a dozen multi-billion dollar educational publishers are willing to hire you so that your courses can become online roll-outs taught by no one. NICE :-)
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Fridge cilantro was getting out of control, so shakshuka was back on the menu, boys. Pro tip: Use whole cumin seeds instead of ground cumin for tiny pops of flavor hiding out in every bite.
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Just who I want to carry my beat. A bunch of dudes in bro-dozers and those flat billed hats from Bass Pro Shops and Cavenders.
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Good morning from my upstairs dive bar bathroom. I have a proposition on a better way to chant for Adolis García when you’re at the game. If Oakland fans can bang different rhythms for each player, I have faith in Rangers fans to be able to pull this one together.
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This restaurant has one of those robot servers and it's loud as hell.
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This is @EliseStefanik She’s a racist and a liar.
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“Legacy Game” btw
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Canada has ample baby formula. How’s that America first agenda working for you. Renegotiated NAFTA agreement resulted in tariffs and limits on imports giving an edge to greedy American manufacturers. When will people understand we live in a global economy.
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Regresé brevemente a FB y ya no sé juay.🫢
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When jumping out of your car to pitch a fit at the drive-through window, while harassing an underpaid employee, be sure to put your car in park.
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RETURNING ALL THE SHOES.
Stars got me so stressed I just ordered a couple pairs of new shoes. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Stars got me so stressed I just ordered a couple pairs of new shoes. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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This how long Chris Paul been choking
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I wanna go to the Renn Faire.
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Hockey mans just get concussions and take a short break on the bench.
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Mass shooting of Black people with a documented manifesto over 100 pages. The N word written on the weapon. But right on time, white woman jumps to "full investigation" plea. I'm sure you would have bought Dylan Roof an extra Whopper too.
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Blessings to you, too. In college I looked up to you as a broadcaster, and I still respect the trailblazing you did. So on this Sun AM that's so terrible across the US, shouldn't we focus on finding the Buffalo shooter's true motivations and waiting for a full investigation?
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