Thumb wrestling champ, banana split stealer & once made a donkey passout in southern spain. Someday I'll give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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Teach your children about socialism by making them clean the bathroom. Then, pay them £10. Then, take back £7 from them. And give that £7 to another sibling, who didn't do any of the work. I bet your children won't be socialists for long. 🧐
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Anyone thinking King Charles behaviour was unacceptable. God forbid you ever see footage of my Dad trying to fix something while I was standing in ‘his light’.
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“YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, DAN WOOTTON. I’M AT THE PALACE JUST DOING SOME QUIET REFLECTION.”
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Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.
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Lia Thomas has been nominated for Woman of the Year! 👏👏👊 If all women were more like Lia, the patriarchy would be finished. nationalreview.com/news/upen…
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Queuing for passport control and bag security check starts outside Schiphol Airport then snakes around inside.... bloody Brexit.
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Morning Claudia, busy day today?
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Wow see just did a bump in court 🤷🏻‍♂️ she’s just plain insane
Snorting coke in a nationally televised courtroom might not be the smartest idea... 👃 #AmberHeardlsALiar #AmberHeard #AmberTurd
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Wishing everyone a very happy St. George’s Day!
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I do not understand how normal decent people are allowing a small group of self called activists (but really just immensely angry people looking for any cause to bully others) - set on abuse & destruction, to have such a free rein. At what point does society say enough is enough?
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😂 the balls on this one MP! What an embarrassment
Claudia Webbe should definitely sit this one out.
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“Everyone agrees with free speech until they hear something they don't like.” - @rickygervais
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“And she's got alopecia. So... not a happy homelife."
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If @rickygervais was hosting that never would have happened, just saying. #Oscars2022 #WillSmith
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The desperation shown by some of the British press, the anti-British, some blue ticks, remainers, and the usual suspects, to edit this clip below to claim Boris Johnson was snubbed at the NATO Summit, just shows how desperate and dishonest they are.
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#BookofBobaFett got to say nice to see an elysium type ring in the universe
#CelebsGoDating why does Abs act and speak like 13 year old rather than a 42 year old, from a boy band that lives in wales 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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I think the media are overestimating our anger over Boris’s party!
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I'm developing a new strain of anti-vaxxer that is even more immune to reality.
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